The Squirrel
@thesquirrel.bsky.social
Overpromise and underdeliver
Ugh I never win any election …
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ugh I never win any election …
H&H on Columbus, whatever comes out right when I'm standing in line (as long as it's not cinnamon raisin or blueberry), spicy scallion cream cheese, tomato
October 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
H&H on Columbus, whatever comes out right when I'm standing in line (as long as it's not cinnamon raisin or blueberry), spicy scallion cream cheese, tomato
had the same reaction to just sitting on a forest preserve bench
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
had the same reaction to just sitting on a forest preserve bench
It came on the ol’ Apple Music machine the other day for the first time in forever and it stopped me in my tracks
September 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It came on the ol’ Apple Music machine the other day for the first time in forever and it stopped me in my tracks
either the twiddlebugs in the family car or the martians going BRRRING to the telephone
September 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
either the twiddlebugs in the family car or the martians going BRRRING to the telephone
Honestly, same. And shooting pool. Even though my dad wasn't a drunk, his brothers were haha ...
August 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Honestly, same. And shooting pool. Even though my dad wasn't a drunk, his brothers were haha ...
Hundred percent to both of you. And in the winter? You’d be there for HOURS…
August 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hundred percent to both of you. And in the winter? You’d be there for HOURS…
And in a Pilsner glass? You feel like one of the fellas …
August 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And in a Pilsner glass? You feel like one of the fellas …
Am an old but my dad and uncles used to take me to Milwaukee taverns, gimme a roll of quarters for the pinball, and the bartender kept my orange pop topped up.
August 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Am an old but my dad and uncles used to take me to Milwaukee taverns, gimme a roll of quarters for the pinball, and the bartender kept my orange pop topped up.
my high school students perennial binge watch
August 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
my high school students perennial binge watch
counterpoint: the MOST inspired rec for Stamp
August 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
counterpoint: the MOST inspired rec for Stamp
totally worth it ... big fan of that place ... FWIW
August 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
totally worth it ... big fan of that place ... FWIW
"pot or get off the shit"
August 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"pot or get off the shit"
has anyone said pizza yet? i have one of those portable wood fired ovens that gets to 900 degrees
August 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
has anyone said pizza yet? i have one of those portable wood fired ovens that gets to 900 degrees
SO fucked in the head ...
August 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
SO fucked in the head ...
for real, that's a gut punch
August 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
for real, that's a gut punch
what are the other paul newman movies where that happens?
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
what are the other paul newman movies where that happens?
hundred percent agree
July 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hundred percent agree
like, imagine using all that power/influence for good
July 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
like, imagine using all that power/influence for good
the scab during the writers strike is SUCH a big red flag, and yet?
July 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the scab during the writers strike is SUCH a big red flag, and yet?