Hemingway was full of shit, I have carloads of baby stuff that was never worn, nothing sad about it, not to mention a baby has fuck all need for footwear anyway
March 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hemingway was full of shit, I have carloads of baby stuff that was never worn, nothing sad about it, not to mention a baby has fuck all need for footwear anyway
Jerry Lundegard in Fargo gotta be a contender for one of the greatest natural dumbasses to ever grace the screen, a beautiful disaster of a man
March 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jerry Lundegard in Fargo gotta be a contender for one of the greatest natural dumbasses to ever grace the screen, a beautiful disaster of a man
- Morrissey voice
🎶 Mermaid in a manhole I know, I know, it's serious 🎶
🎶 Mermaid in a manhole I know, I know, it's serious 🎶
February 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
- Morrissey voice
🎶 Mermaid in a manhole I know, I know, it's serious 🎶
🎶 Mermaid in a manhole I know, I know, it's serious 🎶
Eating fondue in bed post shag in Night Moves is the ultimate power move. Gene Hackman, undoubtedly one of the best to ever do it.
February 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Eating fondue in bed post shag in Night Moves is the ultimate power move. Gene Hackman, undoubtedly one of the best to ever do it.
My mate haggled a tout from £15 to £10 outside Hyde Park the day of Black Sabbath there in 2014 and today, with the cheapest tickets being £200, the entire Back to the Beginning show is sold out. What has happened to live events that this is where we're at?
February 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My mate haggled a tout from £15 to £10 outside Hyde Park the day of Black Sabbath there in 2014 and today, with the cheapest tickets being £200, the entire Back to the Beginning show is sold out. What has happened to live events that this is where we're at?
Curiosity got the better of me and I listened to Part3 of the GAA Catfish and now Spotify is recommending I check that I've not left the immersion on
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Curiosity got the better of me and I listened to Part3 of the GAA Catfish and now Spotify is recommending I check that I've not left the immersion on
Men who looked liked Bam Bam Bigelow struck fear into the hearts of men in the 90s, now they'll give you a skin fade, talk about how much they used to love coke and how cold plunges saved their lives
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Men who looked liked Bam Bam Bigelow struck fear into the hearts of men in the 90s, now they'll give you a skin fade, talk about how much they used to love coke and how cold plunges saved their lives
Watching Crimson Tide and they simply don't make them like this anymore, nor could they - who would they have, Timothée Chalamet squaring up to Bradley Cooper? Get the fuck outta here
December 20, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Watching Crimson Tide and they simply don't make them like this anymore, nor could they - who would they have, Timothée Chalamet squaring up to Bradley Cooper? Get the fuck outta here
I think about what I'd tell Letterboxd are my four favourites way more than any person who works from a computer in their spare room probably needs to
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I think about what I'd tell Letterboxd are my four favourites way more than any person who works from a computer in their spare room probably needs to
I wonder did The Baby Jesus ever have colic? How old was he when he first slept through the night? Was it challenging doing tummy-time in the stable?
December 11, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I wonder did The Baby Jesus ever have colic? How old was he when he first slept through the night? Was it challenging doing tummy-time in the stable?
Evidence Mr Tickle was likely a Unionist:
- orange man
- bowler hat
- probable nonce
- orange man
- bowler hat
- probable nonce
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Evidence Mr Tickle was likely a Unionist:
- orange man
- bowler hat
- probable nonce
- orange man
- bowler hat
- probable nonce
Don't know how I'm gonna break it to the wife that I lost all our money on the Hawk Tuah girls cryptocurrency
December 6, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Don't know how I'm gonna break it to the wife that I lost all our money on the Hawk Tuah girls cryptocurrency
I wonder has the soon-to-be Emotional Support Bogchild of the nation any notion that their simple life is gonna be turned upside down in a few hours.They'll be yearning for the land next week, as craicless grown men offer to buy them pints of stout in 11 years and Joe. ie reach out for comment.
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I wonder has the soon-to-be Emotional Support Bogchild of the nation any notion that their simple life is gonna be turned upside down in a few hours.They'll be yearning for the land next week, as craicless grown men offer to buy them pints of stout in 11 years and Joe. ie reach out for comment.
It'll be 20 years on Sunday since Dimebag was shot dead on stage and it'll always blow me away how little cultural impact it had. Charismatic and world-famous guitarist from a band who helped define metal in the 90s and there's no docs, films, no cautionary tale etc. An unknown event.
December 6, 2024 at 11:13 AM
It'll be 20 years on Sunday since Dimebag was shot dead on stage and it'll always blow me away how little cultural impact it had. Charismatic and world-famous guitarist from a band who helped define metal in the 90s and there's no docs, films, no cautionary tale etc. An unknown event.
6 years in January since the last Mastodon gig, that's just not right
December 3, 2024 at 9:38 PM
6 years in January since the last Mastodon gig, that's just not right
Twitter is so cool, while you're waiting for election updates you can pass the time watching videos of people being violently assaulted, even if you don't want to!
November 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Twitter is so cool, while you're waiting for election updates you can pass the time watching videos of people being violently assaulted, even if you don't want to!
Talking about how I'd survive in the jungle as if they're gonna expand I'm A Celeb to include very, very average data scientists in the camp next year
November 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Talking about how I'd survive in the jungle as if they're gonna expand I'm A Celeb to include very, very average data scientists in the camp next year
Gill leaving the Bake Off tent
a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and says `` im leaving here with somethin '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and says `` im leaving here with somethin '' .
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November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Gill leaving the Bake Off tent
The horse I rode in on
October 8, 2023 at 11:22 PM
The horse I rode in on
Hotels should clearly list what they have on draft on their websites to help build anticipation for the first pint
September 29, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Hotels should clearly list what they have on draft on their websites to help build anticipation for the first pint
Remembering when David Schwimmer cosplayed as David Seaman to star alongside Michael Shannon as Richard Kuklinski in The Iceman
September 29, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Remembering when David Schwimmer cosplayed as David Seaman to star alongside Michael Shannon as Richard Kuklinski in The Iceman
As a child I thought I'd be confronted with the expense of macadamia nuts a lot more than I have been so far in my life
September 28, 2023 at 10:42 AM
As a child I thought I'd be confronted with the expense of macadamia nuts a lot more than I have been so far in my life
People who save their sun holiday until this time of year are both geniuses and bastards
September 26, 2023 at 2:33 PM
People who save their sun holiday until this time of year are both geniuses and bastards
The best social media platform will be the one that successfully manages to ban users who start US vs European tipping culture and service discourse
September 26, 2023 at 11:13 AM
The best social media platform will be the one that successfully manages to ban users who start US vs European tipping culture and service discourse