Keaton Oakes DeRocher
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Keaton Oakes DeRocher
@thespokenkeats.bsky.social
I’m wiser than my age and so I plagiarize my future self. Industrial Engineer by day Voice on The Red Seat podcast by night. Formerly of Over The Monster and The Dynasty Guru. I don't believe in the moon I just think its the back of the sun.

📍 Chicago
Guster is always #1 ❤️ @guster.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
boy i love beating the yankees in the playoffs
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Playoff Crochet
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s finally been recovered and released
September 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
He’s working hard
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look at this fool
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
my entitled take is that these weights dont take into account living outside boston and everyone around me making me feel miserable for my teams being so supior to theirs
August 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So the Red Sox did as much as the Guardians (who very much gave up on 2025) to improve the team while everyone else around them actually made an effort. Even when you look at quality not just quantity, what a downer of a deadline
July 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
July 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
First pass at baked blueberry donuts
May 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
New member of the fam, meet Oslo!
April 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
March 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
March 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@tcase.bsky.social really biffing the admin though
February 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My dude, you ranked 177th out of 178 people who had playing time at 3rd in defensive runs saved last year. You simply cannot play it effectively
February 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The bitches love Elote risotto
February 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Settling in to the new place
January 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I mean, not much more you can do with this
January 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Movers are here and someone’s a little scared
January 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
To the tune of Sail by Awolnation:

🗣️ WALES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Went and visited Ted Lasso today
January 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trying to make my London Christmas as British as I can
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I feel very similar, I hope Little One trying to steal some mince pies helps a bit
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
i mean it absolutly holds up, the data straight out megaphone shows our show was more popular, not by a huge margin but thats an undiable fact. Top episodes year to date, we have the top 2, 4 of the top 5, and 5 of the top ten. And our avg listens/episode is higher.
December 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Derp
December 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM