“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

this world will burn and tbh it deserves it

nice monkey’s paw you got there. it’d be a shame if you got what you asked for.

murder is fine sometimes

am i getting old, or is it the thousands of ads designed to target each individual insecurity i statistically have

me, meeting another queer couple: so which one of you wears the bolo tie in the relationship

give me lightning powers i will be responsible

harnessing ghost powers (possession, curses) for no particular reason whatsoever.

For sale:
Baby shoes, never worn.
Also for sale:
Adult shoes, never worn.
Welcome to Foot Locker.

[taps mic] wet spiders. is this anything?

typo in my username. off to a great start