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The SpiderBaby
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I weave stories.
"Doubt that the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move his aides, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love."
--William Shakespeare, Hamlet
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I couldn't help but notice that Ilia "The god of quad" Malinin has integrated cartwheels into his figure skating routine. Obviously, the kid is a SpiderBaby plagiarist.
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Me-writin' (more or less) about me:
“The Same Olde Shame” | Lavender Magazine
Modern America Provides a Disgrace That’s Both Familiar and New Before the United States was united by its citizens’ right to the pursuit of happiness, befo ...
lavendermagazine.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Now that you mention it, I WOULD make a legendary heel manager for AEW...
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
🏈Please don’t hold me to this, but I think there’s some kind of football game coming up.🏈
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This recent me-writin’ piece isn’t Olympics-oriented...but if the Olympics have picqued your interest in curling, perhaps I can offer some clarity:
‘Pride on Ice’ - For the Frogtown Curling Club, Love is One Big Brushoff | Lavender Magazine
It’s all about reducing friction, really. Oh, at first glance, it might look like it’s all about reducing galactic tooth decay as eight lunatic dentists att ...
lavendermagazine.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti.
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
February 4, 1789: the Electoral College unanimously elects George Washington the United States' first president...proving that we didn't always suck at picking the chief executive; painting by TH Matteson.
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The First Lady's body double attends her boss's documentary:
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti.
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
0520-0606 hours, 020226, Downtown and Uptown Minneapolis; photos by me. Remembering Alex Pretti, murdered by Trump voters.
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
These are dark days for the Kristi Noem Fan Club.
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Dear Mister Soros: I've attended three Minneapolis protests and have yet to receive my agitator pay. Thank you for your immediate attention in this matter.
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ICE, F**K You - A Protest Song for Minneapolis
YouTube video by scaredketchup
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January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
In Mini-Hoota, we say it with hotdish:
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I wonder if the Iranian army will invade the United States in order to prevent the US federal government from killing (more) US protestors...
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 PM