A game that it feels like no one but you played.

Haven’t seen this mentioned yet but it looks like the #trumptariffs have hit @hallmark.bsky.social finishing out my Haunted Mansion collection has become a much more expensive proposition.

The average American has three friends.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

And this is what got me to subscribe. Great fucking work @theonion.com

ChatGPT backing me up that “there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time” is the dumbest lyric in the history of dumb lyrics.