Nevada Black
@thesnarkyologist.bsky.social
I'm Indiana Jones With Fewer Adventures and More Sarcasm.
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Archaeology. Taphophilia. Black Coffee. Tattoos. Dogs.
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Archaeology. Taphophilia. Black Coffee. Tattoos. Dogs.
“All that year the animals worked like slaves.” - Animal Farm, Chapter 6
March 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“All that year the animals worked like slaves.” - Animal Farm, Chapter 6
“At this there was a terrible baying sound outside, and nine enormous dogs wearing brass-studded collars came bounding into the barn.”- Animal Farm, Chapter 5
March 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“At this there was a terrible baying sound outside, and nine enormous dogs wearing brass-studded collars came bounding into the barn.”- Animal Farm, Chapter 5
Why, yes. Yes, I do have hand tremors. Thank you for noticing.
Schrödinger's cat is bullshit. If you want to see something that is both alive and dead, you can just look at me.
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #cat #cats
Schrödinger's cat is bullshit. If you want to see something that is both alive and dead, you can just look at me.
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #cat #cats
March 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Why, yes. Yes, I do have hand tremors. Thank you for noticing.
Schrödinger's cat is bullshit. If you want to see something that is both alive and dead, you can just look at me.
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #cat #cats
Schrödinger's cat is bullshit. If you want to see something that is both alive and dead, you can just look at me.
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #cat #cats
“It was given out that the animals there practiced cannibalism, tortured one another with red-hot horseshoes, and had their females in common.” - Animal Farm, Chapter 4
March 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“It was given out that the animals there practiced cannibalism, tortured one another with red-hot horseshoes, and had their females in common.” - Animal Farm, Chapter 4
"The pigs did not actually work, but directed and supervised the others."- Animal Farm, Chapter 3
March 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"The pigs did not actually work, but directed and supervised the others."- Animal Farm, Chapter 3
“The Seven Commandments would now be inscribed on the wall; they would form an unalterable law by which all the animals on Animal Farm must live for ever after.”- Animal Farm, Chapter 2
March 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“The Seven Commandments would now be inscribed on the wall; they would form an unalterable law by which all the animals on Animal Farm must live for ever after.”- Animal Farm, Chapter 2
"Man is the only creature that consumes without producing."
-Old Major, Animal Farm, Chapter 1
-Old Major, Animal Farm, Chapter 1
March 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Man is the only creature that consumes without producing."
-Old Major, Animal Farm, Chapter 1
-Old Major, Animal Farm, Chapter 1
Sometimes I think about when I worked at Macy's and the time I sold a girl with broad shoulders a strapless prom dress because her mom was rude to me.
February 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sometimes I think about when I worked at Macy's and the time I sold a girl with broad shoulders a strapless prom dress because her mom was rude to me.
What's an x-ray sound like?
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp #bonerecord #bonerecords
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp #bonerecord #bonerecords
January 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
What's an x-ray sound like?
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp #bonerecord #bonerecords
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp #bonerecord #bonerecords
For a long, long, long, long time, one of my "holy grail" items has been an authentic, Soviet era bone record.
And now...
I have it!
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp
And now...
I have it!
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
For a long, long, long, long time, one of my "holy grail" items has been an authentic, Soviet era bone record.
And now...
I have it!
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp
And now...
I have it!
#record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp
Happy 16th birthday to this sleepy, little old lady ❤️
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #pet #love #birthday
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #pet #love #birthday
January 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Happy 16th birthday to this sleepy, little old lady ❤️
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #pet #love #birthday
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #pet #love #birthday
65-80 MPH winds? ✅️
Fires? ✅️
Four-day Power outage? ✅️
Earthquake? ✅️
I basically live in Thebes. It's been a long night.
#california #californialiving #californiafires #santaanas #earthquake #hercules #disney
Fires? ✅️
Four-day Power outage? ✅️
Earthquake? ✅️
I basically live in Thebes. It's been a long night.
#california #californialiving #californiafires #santaanas #earthquake #hercules #disney
January 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
65-80 MPH winds? ✅️
Fires? ✅️
Four-day Power outage? ✅️
Earthquake? ✅️
I basically live in Thebes. It's been a long night.
#california #californialiving #californiafires #santaanas #earthquake #hercules #disney
Fires? ✅️
Four-day Power outage? ✅️
Earthquake? ✅️
I basically live in Thebes. It's been a long night.
#california #californialiving #californiafires #santaanas #earthquake #hercules #disney
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Trump: I will restore TikTok in the US!
My brother in Christ, this is YOUR fault
#tiktok #tiktokban #voteblue
My brother in Christ, this is YOUR fault
#tiktok #tiktokban #voteblue
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trump: I will restore TikTok in the US!
My brother in Christ, this is YOUR fault
#tiktok #tiktokban #voteblue
My brother in Christ, this is YOUR fault
#tiktok #tiktokban #voteblue
January 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Guillermo has decided to grace me with his presence today
#tarantula #tarantulas #parkinglotspidersaga
#tarantula #tarantulas #parkinglotspidersaga
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Guillermo has decided to grace me with his presence today
#tarantula #tarantulas #parkinglotspidersaga
#tarantula #tarantulas #parkinglotspidersaga
Why, yes, I do have hand tremors. Thank you for noticing.
Cross-stitch is one of my favorite hobbies.
#crossstitch #crossstitchoftiktok #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #thisisfine
Cross-stitch is one of my favorite hobbies.
#crossstitch #crossstitchoftiktok #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #thisisfine
January 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why, yes, I do have hand tremors. Thank you for noticing.
Cross-stitch is one of my favorite hobbies.
#crossstitch #crossstitchoftiktok #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #thisisfine
Cross-stitch is one of my favorite hobbies.
#crossstitch #crossstitchoftiktok #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #thisisfine
T and I argued over the guards' jumpsuits in *Squid Game*. He said pink, I said red. Turns out, I watched it on my phone with "Extra Dim" and "Eye Comfort" settings on. Screenshots proved we were both right—pink on the TV, red on my phone. Mystery solved!
#squidgame
#squidgame
January 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
T and I argued over the guards' jumpsuits in *Squid Game*. He said pink, I said red. Turns out, I watched it on my phone with "Extra Dim" and "Eye Comfort" settings on. Screenshots proved we were both right—pink on the TV, red on my phone. Mystery solved!
#squidgame
#squidgame
Reposted by Nevada Black
Kryptonite doesn’t work on Superman the way maize and blue works on Ryan Day
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Kryptonite doesn’t work on Superman the way maize and blue works on Ryan Day
I'm thankful for the love and friends in my life ❤️
But I am who I am so... in the words of my underg anthropology professor: "History is based in reciprocity. Think of how the indigenous people gave the settlers food. In return they got shit like small pox and venereal diseases."
#Thanksgiving2024
But I am who I am so... in the words of my underg anthropology professor: "History is based in reciprocity. Think of how the indigenous people gave the settlers food. In return they got shit like small pox and venereal diseases."
#Thanksgiving2024
November 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I'm thankful for the love and friends in my life ❤️
But I am who I am so... in the words of my underg anthropology professor: "History is based in reciprocity. Think of how the indigenous people gave the settlers food. In return they got shit like small pox and venereal diseases."
#Thanksgiving2024
But I am who I am so... in the words of my underg anthropology professor: "History is based in reciprocity. Think of how the indigenous people gave the settlers food. In return they got shit like small pox and venereal diseases."
#Thanksgiving2024
Took my meds this morning, but something happened & 2 of them went.up.my.nose. & I COULD NOT GET THEM OUT. I just had to wait until they dissolved. All day... Lexapro-flavored post-nasal drip.
November 26, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Took my meds this morning, but something happened & 2 of them went.up.my.nose. & I COULD NOT GET THEM OUT. I just had to wait until they dissolved. All day... Lexapro-flavored post-nasal drip.
How did I hug a cactus without getting poked?
Like most pointy things, if you dont put pressure on it, it wont poke. But if you move your hand too fast, you might swipe a spine or 2. I cant get these out. Ive accepted I'm part saguaro now. Hoping for cool superpowers. #desertlife #cactus #outdoors
Like most pointy things, if you dont put pressure on it, it wont poke. But if you move your hand too fast, you might swipe a spine or 2. I cant get these out. Ive accepted I'm part saguaro now. Hoping for cool superpowers. #desertlife #cactus #outdoors
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
How did I hug a cactus without getting poked?
Like most pointy things, if you dont put pressure on it, it wont poke. But if you move your hand too fast, you might swipe a spine or 2. I cant get these out. Ive accepted I'm part saguaro now. Hoping for cool superpowers. #desertlife #cactus #outdoors
Like most pointy things, if you dont put pressure on it, it wont poke. But if you move your hand too fast, you might swipe a spine or 2. I cant get these out. Ive accepted I'm part saguaro now. Hoping for cool superpowers. #desertlife #cactus #outdoors
I was really looking forward to watching Tyson knock that smug look off of Paul's face... Instead it was just watching some kid beat up a 60-year-old man... #TysonPaul
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November 16, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I was really looking forward to watching Tyson knock that smug look off of Paul's face... Instead it was just watching some kid beat up a 60-year-old man... #TysonPaul
This one's for all the people who have told me to, "GO HUG A CACTUS!"
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
This one's for all the people who have told me to, "GO HUG A CACTUS!"