TheSnarkTank
@thesnarktank.bsky.social
Physician, father, memesmith, democrat, resister, and hopeless Star Wars nerd. Opinions are my own and are always correct.
@TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
@TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
“If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so fucking always?”
-Will McAvoy, The Newsroom
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-Will McAvoy, The Newsroom
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Can You Say Why America is the Greatest Country in the World?
YouTube video by Christopher L Webster
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November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so fucking always?”
-Will McAvoy, The Newsroom
youtu.be/fJh9t9h6Wn0?...
-Will McAvoy, The Newsroom
youtu.be/fJh9t9h6Wn0?...
You are never, ever going to be a billionaire.
But someday you might be hungry.
Vote accordingly.
But someday you might be hungry.
Vote accordingly.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You are never, ever going to be a billionaire.
But someday you might be hungry.
Vote accordingly.
But someday you might be hungry.
Vote accordingly.
She smiles and says “I collect your hair”.
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
She smiles and says “I collect your hair”.
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If this goes on much longer, Sally Struthers is going to start doing commercials to tell us how many starving Americans we can feed for the price of a cup of coffee.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If this goes on much longer, Sally Struthers is going to start doing commercials to tell us how many starving Americans we can feed for the price of a cup of coffee.
This is just a reminder that for the $40 billion we just donated to Argentina we could pay every air traffic controller in the country’s salary for over three years.
#EpsteinShutdown
#EpsteinThanksgiving
#EpsteinShutdown
#EpsteinThanksgiving
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is just a reminder that for the $40 billion we just donated to Argentina we could pay every air traffic controller in the country’s salary for over three years.
#EpsteinShutdown
#EpsteinThanksgiving
#EpsteinShutdown
#EpsteinThanksgiving
I can’t believe Biden’s dementia was so bad he forgot to have a government shutdown during his term.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can’t believe Biden’s dementia was so bad he forgot to have a government shutdown during his term.
A handy flowchart, in case you’re not sure who to blame for the ongoing shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A handy flowchart, in case you’re not sure who to blame for the ongoing shutdown.
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As Americans queue up in bread lines across the country, the Drowsy Don prepares for another classic Trump thanksgiving.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
As Americans queue up in bread lines across the country, the Drowsy Don prepares for another classic Trump thanksgiving.
You guys, Mamdani is going to have enough of a challenge accomplishing the things he’s actually promised.
Making the entire city Muslim will be a pretty big swing.
#Breathe
Making the entire city Muslim will be a pretty big swing.
#Breathe
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You guys, Mamdani is going to have enough of a challenge accomplishing the things he’s actually promised.
Making the entire city Muslim will be a pretty big swing.
#Breathe
Making the entire city Muslim will be a pretty big swing.
#Breathe
It’s time for a new Ivy League that doesn’t capitulate to a despot.
BREAKING: Cornell University reaches a deal with the Trump administration to restore withheld federal funding.
Cornell University announces deal with Trump administration to restore withheld federal funding
Cornell University has agreed to pay $60 million and accept the Trump administration’s interpretation of civil rights laws in order to restore federal funding and end investigations into the Ivy League school.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s time for a new Ivy League that doesn’t capitulate to a despot.
“Congratulations, son. You’ve been promoted to the rank of rear admiral!”
(Five minutes later)…
(Five minutes later)…
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Congratulations, son. You’ve been promoted to the rank of rear admiral!”
(Five minutes later)…
(Five minutes later)…
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The SNAP contingency fund holds around $6 billion.
Trump refuses to spend it on the American people.
The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina.
Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.
Trump refuses to spend it on the American people.
The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina.
Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The SNAP contingency fund holds around $6 billion.
Trump refuses to spend it on the American people.
The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina.
Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.
Trump refuses to spend it on the American people.
The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina.
Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.
Jesus Christ the world does NOT need a trillionaire.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jesus Christ the world does NOT need a trillionaire.
Never upstage a diva.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Never upstage a diva.
Looks like Grampa Cheetoface is getting lost around the White House.
Golden script posted flat against the wall now reads “The Oval Office," although it is not clear whether the sign is meant to be permanent or if Trump is simply testing it out.
Trump Adds Home Goods–Style Sign To Oval Office
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November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Looks like Grampa Cheetoface is getting lost around the White House.
To my fellow Jews:
Mamdani ran against three Trump allies.
This was a referendum on Trump, not a referendum on Jews.
Relax your jaw. Breathe.
Mamdani ran against three Trump allies.
This was a referendum on Trump, not a referendum on Jews.
Relax your jaw. Breathe.
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
To my fellow Jews:
Mamdani ran against three Trump allies.
This was a referendum on Trump, not a referendum on Jews.
Relax your jaw. Breathe.
Mamdani ran against three Trump allies.
This was a referendum on Trump, not a referendum on Jews.
Relax your jaw. Breathe.
He blocked me ages ago, but could someone please remind George that even if you added Sliwa’s votes to Cuomo’s, Zohran still would have won? They could have let the cats vote too, for all it would have mattered.
#BlueWave #HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
#BlueWave #HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
He blocked me ages ago, but could someone please remind George that even if you added Sliwa’s votes to Cuomo’s, Zohran still would have won? They could have let the cats vote too, for all it would have mattered.
#BlueWave #HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
#BlueWave #HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
If you really want to make a Kentuckian mad, let them know that even if you add Sliwa’s votes to Cuomo’s, Zohran still would have won. Boy will they regret not voting!
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you really want to make a Kentuckian mad, let them know that even if you add Sliwa’s votes to Cuomo’s, Zohran still would have won. Boy will they regret not voting!
Does anyone know what time those million people are going to flee NYC now that Zohran has won? Asking because I need to drive later.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Does anyone know what time those million people are going to flee NYC now that Zohran has won? Asking because I need to drive later.
Has Zohran seized the means of production yet?
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Has Zohran seized the means of production yet?
🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨
In light of the ongoing election results, the department of condiments has raised the ketchup alert status to KETCHCON 1. Hold your loved ones close.
In light of the ongoing election results, the department of condiments has raised the ketchup alert status to KETCHCON 1. Hold your loved ones close.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨
In light of the ongoing election results, the department of condiments has raised the ketchup alert status to KETCHCON 1. Hold your loved ones close.
In light of the ongoing election results, the department of condiments has raised the ketchup alert status to KETCHCON 1. Hold your loved ones close.
She’ll check back and it’ll be something like “science was begging him to get an MRI to understand how a great brain like his works so he did science a little favor.”
"I’ll check back," said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt when it was pointed out the test is usually used to detect a specific condition.
White House Still Can't Say Why Trump Had An MRI Scan
"I’ll check back," said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt when it was pointed out the test is usually used to detect a specific condition.
www.huffpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
She’ll check back and it’ll be something like “science was begging him to get an MRI to understand how a great brain like his works so he did science a little favor.”
In four years, NYC will still be the capitol of the world. It’ll still smell like weed and poo. It will still be noisy. Its subways will still be crowded. It’ll still have all of the best stuff in the world. And anyone who thought Mamdani would destroy it will feel shame for ever doubting it.
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In four years, NYC will still be the capitol of the world. It’ll still smell like weed and poo. It will still be noisy. Its subways will still be crowded. It’ll still have all of the best stuff in the world. And anyone who thought Mamdani would destroy it will feel shame for ever doubting it.