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My youngest (5) is like this, if he could climb back inside my womb, he absolutely would! So I totally feel this post!
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
My youngest (5) is like this, if he could climb back inside my womb, he absolutely would! So I totally feel this post!
I remember this from Insta the first time round. Yep. Still totally cool. Absolutely fine. And not flustered in any way whatsoever.
a man in a black shirt says i 'm totally okay with this in a grocery store
ALT: a man in a black shirt says i 'm totally okay with this in a grocery store
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December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I remember this from Insta the first time round. Yep. Still totally cool. Absolutely fine. And not flustered in any way whatsoever.
Ellie, I am so sorry. I have heard what has happened, and even though we don't know each other, I just wanted to say I feel for you, the love definitely doesn't just switch off, and it hurts like hell. Take it easy and be kind to yourself. None of this is your fault.
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ellie, I am so sorry. I have heard what has happened, and even though we don't know each other, I just wanted to say I feel for you, the love definitely doesn't just switch off, and it hurts like hell. Take it easy and be kind to yourself. None of this is your fault.
Well this was a nice thing to wake up to this morning 🫢😂 also, dick slaps?! JAIL!
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Well this was a nice thing to wake up to this morning 🫢😂 also, dick slaps?! JAIL!
I loved this one too
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I loved this one too
Oh go on then, if you insist 😁
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Oh go on then, if you insist 😁
This made me laugh. Mainly because it is so relatable to me. 20 year old me would shake their head in disbelief at the lightweight I have become in my 40s!
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This made me laugh. Mainly because it is so relatable to me. 20 year old me would shake their head in disbelief at the lightweight I have become in my 40s!
Going through the ballache of age verification because I was "so inclined" was worth it 🫢
a cartoon wolf in a tuxedo is sitting at a table talking on a cell phone
ALT: a cartoon wolf in a tuxedo is sitting at a table talking on a cell phone
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December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Going through the ballache of age verification because I was "so inclined" was worth it 🫢
I actually shared this picture in my insta stories on Friday, and now I am seeing this Nevermore? JAIL WITH YOU! Also, love the captions to these photos 😂
Sorry you've had such a rubbish time lately. The stuff that has gone on over on insta is very unfair. Take it easy.
Sorry you've had such a rubbish time lately. The stuff that has gone on over on insta is very unfair. Take it easy.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I actually shared this picture in my insta stories on Friday, and now I am seeing this Nevermore? JAIL WITH YOU! Also, love the captions to these photos 😂
Sorry you've had such a rubbish time lately. The stuff that has gone on over on insta is very unfair. Take it easy.
Sorry you've had such a rubbish time lately. The stuff that has gone on over on insta is very unfair. Take it easy.
I am so happy to hear this. I hope you are ok in this tough time for you.
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I am so happy to hear this. I hope you are ok in this tough time for you.