Hold on, what child is this?

I tried like crazy to center it but then I remembered the seats are 3-2 so I am actually sitting in the center and the aisle is off-center to the right.

LinkedIn, definitely. Hook & Spaceship jobs at least seem real.

My favorite college professor encouraged us to memorize at least one poem in our lives so we could recite it when the moment was right. This was his. He'd recite it about once a week, he loved it so much.

Filing "Mr. McSchultz" away for when I get my next dog.

How does he still have a job?

Oof. I know she said "yes" to it, but Pat Suzuki deserves better.

Oh, sure, if you draw a big circle around her...

Damn, Audrey.

Nicotine! A little dab'll do ya.

Sometimes that Christopher Cross song still plays in my head. Sometimes I hate my head.

"Think of Laura, but laugh, don't cry
I know she'd want it that way..."

Lightray can't believe it either.