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🍋 Lemon 🍋
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I try to keep my main feed light and humorous, but my replies may also include politics.

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Predators should have shelters! 😜
March 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
eBay purchased PayPal for $1.5 billion in 2002.

Musk used his share of the PayPal payout to launch Tesla and SpaceX — his current companies — and SolarCity — a solar panel company that’s now a subsidiary of Tesla.

Musk doesn't own PayPal or any of its stock.
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m not blaming YOU…unless you start a crusade that’s going to KILL people.
February 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thank you for the kind words. I just wanted to help you understand that lives are directly attached to these decisions and the knee jerk reaction to not pay your taxes will kill people. It’s whether you want it to be their fault or yours that people die.
February 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Frankly, my life depends on it.
February 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Although they may steal your/our money, not paying your taxes will guarantee Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid recipients will suffer.
February 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
February 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania…
a bush covered in snow with a few branches visible in the foreground
ALT: a bush covered in snow with a few branches visible in the foreground
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February 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
February 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sitting around just picking at my toes and wondering why they can’t do as much as my hands. Ya know…like republicans do.
February 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pledge 😜
February 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I know where I want it to hit.
February 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Way to ease back in. 😂
February 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The struggle is REAL!!
peter griffin from family guy eating a meal next to a plastic wrap
ALT: peter griffin from family guy eating a meal next to a plastic wrap
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February 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It was bird flu that got ‘em.
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I posted here already, but after a bit of reflection, I’ve decided this was the last straw for me. I’m going to unfollow and mute the NYTimes account. I’m better off without them.
December 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
How the hell is this breaking news?! It’s been like this since the start of America.
December 5, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Unfollowed.
December 2, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Hey, Gaetz...here's $500....dance monkey, dance!
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 AM
How about calling them Flutters or Clouds? Unfortunately, that’s the best I’ve come up with so far. I’m still working on it. 😁
November 16, 2024 at 2:46 PM