I'm not a smart man, but...
@thesmartgump.bsky.social
My mama said life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get.
I'm not a smart man, so I got me some shiny degrees & fancy certificates. But after all that book-learning, turns out I’m still not a smart man.
Vote Blue #FBR
I'm not a smart man, so I got me some shiny degrees & fancy certificates. But after all that book-learning, turns out I’m still not a smart man.
Vote Blue #FBR
Thots and pears.
August 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thots and pears.
Me too Bud.
August 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me too Bud.
Correct. And yet...
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Correct. And yet...
Complete the list...
11) Gas station sushi
11) Gas station sushi
November 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Complete the list...
11) Gas station sushi
11) Gas station sushi
He doesn’t even have to say the name, and everyone knows who he means.
That’s how much the man is despised.
That’s how much the man is despised.
November 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM
He doesn’t even have to say the name, and everyone knows who he means.
That’s how much the man is despised.
That’s how much the man is despised.
Think I could get a follow back?
I’m just as not smart here as I was over there.
I’m just as not smart here as I was over there.
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Think I could get a follow back?
I’m just as not smart here as I was over there.
I’m just as not smart here as I was over there.
Without questions, Republicans will be loyal to Trump.
November 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Without questions, Republicans will be loyal to Trump.
MAGA’s gonna holler about Arizona bein’ rigged, despite Trump win ING this election.
I don’t know how, but I just know they’ll say it.
I don’t know how, but I just know they’ll say it.
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 AM
MAGA’s gonna holler about Arizona bein’ rigged, despite Trump win ING this election.
I don’t know how, but I just know they’ll say it.
I don’t know how, but I just know they’ll say it.
So, let me get this straight:
Democrats “rigged” the 2020 election when they were without power but didn’t even try in 2024 while in control of the government?
Even Forrest Gump could see the flaw in that logic.
Democrats “rigged” the 2020 election when they were without power but didn’t even try in 2024 while in control of the government?
Even Forrest Gump could see the flaw in that logic.
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
So, let me get this straight:
Democrats “rigged” the 2020 election when they were without power but didn’t even try in 2024 while in control of the government?
Even Forrest Gump could see the flaw in that logic.
Democrats “rigged” the 2020 election when they were without power but didn’t even try in 2024 while in control of the government?
Even Forrest Gump could see the flaw in that logic.
These days, you have to fact-check everything, even headlines like "Donald Trump picks ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Labor."
At this rate, The Onion might as well close up shop.
At this rate, The Onion might as well close up shop.
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
These days, you have to fact-check everything, even headlines like "Donald Trump picks ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Labor."
At this rate, The Onion might as well close up shop.
At this rate, The Onion might as well close up shop.
Accounts to block or mute.
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November 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My mama says stupid is as stupid does. And stupid people buy this junk.
November 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
My mama says stupid is as stupid does. And stupid people buy this junk.
My mama always says, "Some folks think we hate Trump more than we love this country."
Now, I don’t know much about all that.
But the truth is, we love America so much, that’s exactly why we can’t stand Trump.
Now, I don’t know much about all that.
But the truth is, we love America so much, that’s exactly why we can’t stand Trump.
November 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
My mama always says, "Some folks think we hate Trump more than we love this country."
Now, I don’t know much about all that.
But the truth is, we love America so much, that’s exactly why we can’t stand Trump.
Now, I don’t know much about all that.
But the truth is, we love America so much, that’s exactly why we can’t stand Trump.
Science will fly you to the moon.
Religion will fly you into a building.
Religion will fly you into a building.
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Science will fly you to the moon.
Religion will fly you into a building.
Religion will fly you into a building.
It’s getting harder and harder for The Onion to come up with satire, reality keeps beating them to it.
November 19, 2024 at 11:53 AM
It’s getting harder and harder for The Onion to come up with satire, reality keeps beating them to it.
This is what is next for the US.
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 AM
This is what is next for the US.
November 19, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Mika and Joe will be next after 'immigrants' to be sent to concentration camps.
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Mika and Joe will be next after 'immigrants' to be sent to concentration camps.
