The Slow Harvest would like to apply to perform at the auction. Not our music; that is passe. Instead, we will do our performance art rendition of the boat saga. For a reasonable fee, of course.

Goodbye cruel world

What's extra funny is they messaged you...like, they needed the manager to hear their complaint.

If y'all need to hurl some more barbs our way to keep the feud going, have at it. Billboard hasn't picked it up yet, but who knows!

Oh no... sos... the Vandies are gonna come after us and make us lose all our followers on Bluesky.

We released an album on April 18th and will be immediately removing our collaboration with your band from all streaming services because of the awful things you said in private about our cats.

Thank you kindly! We appreciate you.

This sounds like an opportune and timely concept for a new music video.