Pill Nye 🫘💊 #FreeLuigi
@theslickmarsupial.bsky.social
I steal souls with no intention on ever giving it back thru sex magik. You’ve been warned..🤷🏾♂️
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Pinned
SO MUCH GRAMS!!
Unzip the bag
Dipped in my hand
Then I palm trees
😌
| 🫳🏾
/ \ 🌳
Unzip the bag
Dipped in my hand
Then I palm trees
😌
| 🫳🏾
/ \ 🌳
“Ooohhh what light thru yonder window breaks in…and shines on a demon turning me into a Capri-Sun”
Is what I would be saying if this was a reality 💔
Is what I would be saying if this was a reality 💔
May 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“Ooohhh what light thru yonder window breaks in…and shines on a demon turning me into a Capri-Sun”
Is what I would be saying if this was a reality 💔
Is what I would be saying if this was a reality 💔
At BCEC just collecting a check for doing nothing 🤣 #OhWhatAReliefItIs
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
At BCEC just collecting a check for doing nothing 🤣 #OhWhatAReliefItIs
My niggas made her cream
Yk I Cantu
Niggas be on top like some fuckin Bantus
Yk I Cantu
Niggas be on top like some fuckin Bantus
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My niggas made her cream
Yk I Cantu
Niggas be on top like some fuckin Bantus
Yk I Cantu
Niggas be on top like some fuckin Bantus
“I like my bitches Fancy like Im Jamie King”
May 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“I like my bitches Fancy like Im Jamie King”
“BERRNNNIIIEE & PHYYYLL’SS! QUALITY, COMFORT & PRICE!
THAT’S NICE!” 🗣️
THAT’S NICE!” 🗣️
March 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“BERRNNNIIIEE & PHYYYLL’SS! QUALITY, COMFORT & PRICE!
THAT’S NICE!” 🗣️
THAT’S NICE!” 🗣️
Two things I’m certain of:
1: I’ll beat all y’all ass in Spades
2: My ‘Aunt Jackie’ Is far cleaner than yours
1: I’ll beat all y’all ass in Spades
2: My ‘Aunt Jackie’ Is far cleaner than yours
March 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Two things I’m certain of:
1: I’ll beat all y’all ass in Spades
2: My ‘Aunt Jackie’ Is far cleaner than yours
1: I’ll beat all y’all ass in Spades
2: My ‘Aunt Jackie’ Is far cleaner than yours
I can’t tell if I’m getting older or younger 😂 How tf my neck, lower back, hips, knees & ankles poppin like Rice Krispie’s but the pain’s subsiding? I legit feel waaaaaay better 😳 #NotComplainingJustCurious
March 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can’t tell if I’m getting older or younger 😂 How tf my neck, lower back, hips, knees & ankles poppin like Rice Krispie’s but the pain’s subsiding? I legit feel waaaaaay better 😳 #NotComplainingJustCurious
Kelita Smith(Aunt Wanda) could get turned every which way but loose 😍
March 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Kelita Smith(Aunt Wanda) could get turned every which way but loose 😍
“I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucka...” 🗣️🎤🎼 #TismTyrantThings
March 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
“I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucka...” 🗣️🎤🎼 #TismTyrantThings
Hungry and want chicken tacos…problem is MAKING them 😮💨 that’s 15 mins I have to spend OUTSIDE of my bed and its my WEEK off 🙄 “Earth is ghetto and I want to leave!” 🗣️🎤🎼
March 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hungry and want chicken tacos…problem is MAKING them 😮💨 that’s 15 mins I have to spend OUTSIDE of my bed and its my WEEK off 🙄 “Earth is ghetto and I want to leave!” 🗣️🎤🎼
Im so Boston I started buying iced coffee materials so I didnt have to leave the house to scratch my itch 😂 I have turned into a Basic White girl from the North End 🤣
March 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Im so Boston I started buying iced coffee materials so I didnt have to leave the house to scratch my itch 😂 I have turned into a Basic White girl from the North End 🤣
For 15+ Years I’ve dealt with my birthday suit not fitting right due to injury(muscular system doesn’t properly sit on top of skeletal system) Thank the heavens it’s almost done.
March 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
For 15+ Years I’ve dealt with my birthday suit not fitting right due to injury(muscular system doesn’t properly sit on top of skeletal system) Thank the heavens it’s almost done.
I’m the type that if you cheat on me, im a stay 🤷🏾♂️ Just to get you pregnant and NEVER help 😂 #BigPetty #LilShrug #YouWereWarned
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m the type that if you cheat on me, im a stay 🤷🏾♂️ Just to get you pregnant and NEVER help 😂 #BigPetty #LilShrug #YouWereWarned
Mud ducks <<<<<<
March 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Mud ducks <<<<<<
I been gone for a bit but wtf going on? 😳 Ex’s getting smashed in new niggas beds, abusive ex’s like to get pegged,
March 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I been gone for a bit but wtf going on? 😳 Ex’s getting smashed in new niggas beds, abusive ex’s like to get pegged,
YN: “Imagine dying broke..🤭”
Old head: “Like ya dad? 🤔”
Me: 😳😧😨😅😂🤣😭
Old head: “Like ya dad? 🤔”
Me: 😳😧😨😅😂🤣😭
March 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
YN: “Imagine dying broke..🤭”
Old head: “Like ya dad? 🤔”
Me: 😳😧😨😅😂🤣😭
Old head: “Like ya dad? 🤔”
Me: 😳😧😨😅😂🤣😭
Name an alcohol that you vow to NEVER try again.
I’ll go first: PINNACLE (Any flavor) 🤢🤮
I’ll go first: PINNACLE (Any flavor) 🤢🤮
February 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Name an alcohol that you vow to NEVER try again.
I’ll go first: PINNACLE (Any flavor) 🤢🤮
I’ll go first: PINNACLE (Any flavor) 🤢🤮
Watching ‘Blue Beetle’ and you’re telling me a Mexican kid that just graduated and learned his family is deeper in poverty got chosen by a Planetary weapon and DIDNT fight back when he was literally getting pieced up? Ik Mexcians that would scrap for FAR less! 😂 This part of the movie is BULLSHIT!
February 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Watching ‘Blue Beetle’ and you’re telling me a Mexican kid that just graduated and learned his family is deeper in poverty got chosen by a Planetary weapon and DIDNT fight back when he was literally getting pieced up? Ik Mexcians that would scrap for FAR less! 😂 This part of the movie is BULLSHIT!
True! But I get points for at least being present 😂
You late cuh
Fellas hear me out: Nickname yo dick “Accountability” …
February 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
True! But I get points for at least being present 😂
Fellas hear me out: Nickname yo dick “Accountability” …
February 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Fellas hear me out: Nickname yo dick “Accountability” …
😂😂🤣🤣
PLEASE LADIES TAKE THE ADVICE & USE YALL BUTTS TODAY🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
WE GOT ENOUGH SCORPIOS RUNNING AROUND TERRORIZING SHIT!!!
WE GOT ENOUGH SCORPIOS RUNNING AROUND TERRORIZING SHIT!!!
February 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
😂😂🤣🤣
Had a convo with a bih that said I’m wrong cos I don’t celebrate BHM 😂 I asked her when is Kwanza and she said don’t nobody celebrate that shit 🤣 This “pro-black” girl calls the ONLY holiday actually meant for black people “that shit” 🤣 Fuck this bum ahh month and EMD if you feel a way 🤷🏾♂️
February 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Had a convo with a bih that said I’m wrong cos I don’t celebrate BHM 😂 I asked her when is Kwanza and she said don’t nobody celebrate that shit 🤣 This “pro-black” girl calls the ONLY holiday actually meant for black people “that shit” 🤣 Fuck this bum ahh month and EMD if you feel a way 🤷🏾♂️
Lotta Philly fans tonight 🤣 I love it…YEEEEAAAAHHHHH 👏🏾
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Lotta Philly fans tonight 🤣 I love it…YEEEEAAAAHHHHH 👏🏾
Milk tea be undermining my authority fr. Im tryna get some shit done and you wanna introduce drowsiness 🤣
February 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Milk tea be undermining my authority fr. Im tryna get some shit done and you wanna introduce drowsiness 🤣
Elon got caught tryna steal data from the white house 😂
February 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Elon got caught tryna steal data from the white house 😂