Sarah
thesleepybandit.bsky.social
Sarah
@thesleepybandit.bsky.social
One thing about me im going to mute the commercials
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
There are some wounds only a slutty night out can heal
July 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
In a world full of accident attorney billboards, be the pink bubble letter graffiti on the 5 freeway that says “god loves you.”
June 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My 13 year old dog is now mostly deaf so not only does he bark at nothing he also can’t hear me tell him to shut the fuck up 😭
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“You have to be the one that saves you” I say to myself as I add 3 more cloves of garlic to the dish
March 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think the solution to a lot of problems men have is someone needs to beat your ass.
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day I want a cheesy Gordita crunch
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Olayemi is an international treasure and this episode is so important.
My new Olurinatti Production is out now! I dived into rape culture and what the fall of Aziz Ansari reveals about it! youtu.be/Qfpj5qQr9KA?...
The Cancellation of Aziz Ansari
YouTube video by Olurinatti
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Working an in-office job after 5 years being remote what the fuck are slacks?? 😭
January 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sometimes it’s cathartic to be one of two delusional bitches telling each other exactly.
January 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Fine.
January 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM