The Skit
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I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS
SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS
WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL
OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH
I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS
SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS
WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL
OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH
I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS
SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS
WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL
OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH
I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS
SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS
WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL
OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH
I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS
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SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE
DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE
EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE
EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE
DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE
EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE
EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
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I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES
HOW DID WE DO
YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE
WHY DID YOU GO HOME
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
HOW DID WE DO
YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE
WHY DID YOU GO HOME
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES
HOW DID WE DO
YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE
WHY DID YOU GO HOME
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
HOW DID WE DO
YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE
WHY DID YOU GO HOME
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
RETURN TO THE STORE
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Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.
Democrats don’t have the moral courage to stand on business and that’s why y’all keep getting whooped.
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Dudes really watched season 4 of The Boys and proudly voted for real-life Homelander
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Dudes really watched season 4 of The Boys and proudly voted for real-life Homelander