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I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS

SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS

WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL

OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH

I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE

DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE

EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES

HOW DID WE DO

YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE

WHY DID YOU GO HOME

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Democrats don’t have the moral courage to stand on business and that’s why y’all keep getting whooped.
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Dudes really watched season 4 of The Boys and proudly voted for real-life Homelander
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM