The Sir You Know
@thesiruknow.bsky.social
Hemmingway once said, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for."
I believe in the second part.
I believe in the second part.
You died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Completely unsurprised high cholesterol is what does me in. I blame @helioscopepdx.bsky.social and its Show & Tell Wednesdays where folks bring in snacks as well for the occasion.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Completely unsurprised high cholesterol is what does me in. I blame @helioscopepdx.bsky.social and its Show & Tell Wednesdays where folks bring in snacks as well for the occasion.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Completely unsurprised high cholesterol is what does me in. I blame @helioscopepdx.bsky.social and its Show & Tell Wednesdays where folks bring in snacks as well for the occasion.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Completely unsurprised high cholesterol is what does me in. I blame @helioscopepdx.bsky.social and its Show & Tell Wednesdays where folks bring in snacks as well for the occasion.
Back in the United States, much to the chagrin of some of you dorks.
I do appreciate how the Customs & Immigration wing of the Daniel K. Inouye airport still captures the Brutalist architecture aesthetic seen back in Washington, DC.
I do appreciate how the Customs & Immigration wing of the Daniel K. Inouye airport still captures the Brutalist architecture aesthetic seen back in Washington, DC.
May 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Back in the United States, much to the chagrin of some of you dorks.
I do appreciate how the Customs & Immigration wing of the Daniel K. Inouye airport still captures the Brutalist architecture aesthetic seen back in Washington, DC.
I do appreciate how the Customs & Immigration wing of the Daniel K. Inouye airport still captures the Brutalist architecture aesthetic seen back in Washington, DC.
Figured the best way to commemorate the passing of boxing great George Foreman is to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
#thisiswhyyourefat
#thisiswhyyourefat
March 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Figured the best way to commemorate the passing of boxing great George Foreman is to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
#thisiswhyyourefat
#thisiswhyyourefat
RIP to a real one. Funny enough George Foreman is probably best remembered for these tabletop grills instead of being a heavyweight boxing champion.
Many a steak, chicken breast, burger, and even grilled cheese sandwiches were mangled in this during my college years.
Many a steak, chicken breast, burger, and even grilled cheese sandwiches were mangled in this during my college years.
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
RIP to a real one. Funny enough George Foreman is probably best remembered for these tabletop grills instead of being a heavyweight boxing champion.
Many a steak, chicken breast, burger, and even grilled cheese sandwiches were mangled in this during my college years.
Many a steak, chicken breast, burger, and even grilled cheese sandwiches were mangled in this during my college years.
I got some Delimondo (Filipino brand) garlic & chili corned beef & decided to have hash & eggs for dinner.
March 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I got some Delimondo (Filipino brand) garlic & chili corned beef & decided to have hash & eggs for dinner.
All my reactions to current events will be portrayed by memes.
February 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
All my reactions to current events will be portrayed by memes.
RIP to a real one.
February 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
RIP to a real one.
Watching "Glad2ator" as Sir Ridley Scott intended: at home on my TV while I shitpost on the internet via my phone.
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Watching "Glad2ator" as Sir Ridley Scott intended: at home on my TV while I shitpost on the internet via my phone.
Imagine a movie that perfectly captures the absurdity & cruelty of corporations getting directly involved in city planning, going as far as to corroborate with criminals to gain access to property… only for its third movie to end with robot ninjas and our protagonist with a jet pack.
February 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Imagine a movie that perfectly captures the absurdity & cruelty of corporations getting directly involved in city planning, going as far as to corroborate with criminals to gain access to property… only for its third movie to end with robot ninjas and our protagonist with a jet pack.
You know what makes America great? The fact different cultures can come together and their fusion cuisine is excellent. Case in point: MexiKhana is a food cart that sells Mexican/Pakistani food.
#thisiswhyyourefat
#thisiswhyyourefat
February 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You know what makes America great? The fact different cultures can come together and their fusion cuisine is excellent. Case in point: MexiKhana is a food cart that sells Mexican/Pakistani food.
#thisiswhyyourefat
#thisiswhyyourefat
Black Butte Porter Sausage Mini Corn Dogs from @deschutesbrewery just in time to catch
#mercuryweinerweek. Some castelveteano olives & an RC cola to round things out.
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#lunch #mercuryweinerweek #corndogs #weiner #olives #rccola #thisiswhyyourefat
#mercuryweinerweek. Some castelveteano olives & an RC cola to round things out.
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#lunch #mercuryweinerweek #corndogs #weiner #olives #rccola #thisiswhyyourefat
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Black Butte Porter Sausage Mini Corn Dogs from @deschutesbrewery just in time to catch
#mercuryweinerweek. Some castelveteano olives & an RC cola to round things out.
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#lunch #mercuryweinerweek #corndogs #weiner #olives #rccola #thisiswhyyourefat
#mercuryweinerweek. Some castelveteano olives & an RC cola to round things out.
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#lunch #mercuryweinerweek #corndogs #weiner #olives #rccola #thisiswhyyourefat
Impressing folks with my Gordon Ramsay-style scrambled eggs on toast breakfast. Had extra spinach, salmon, and potatoes from a previous meal too to bring it up another level.
#thisiswhyyourefat
#thisiswhyyourefat
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Impressing folks with my Gordon Ramsay-style scrambled eggs on toast breakfast. Had extra spinach, salmon, and potatoes from a previous meal too to bring it up another level.
#thisiswhyyourefat
#thisiswhyyourefat
Time to kill at the @denairport so time to go on a little food safari…
#denverairport #layover #foodsafari #elk #rice #beer #olives #calamari #aperolspritz #oldsaigon #lomein #porkbelly #thisiswhyyourefat
#denverairport #layover #foodsafari #elk #rice #beer #olives #calamari #aperolspritz #oldsaigon #lomein #porkbelly #thisiswhyyourefat
January 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Time to kill at the @denairport so time to go on a little food safari…
#denverairport #layover #foodsafari #elk #rice #beer #olives #calamari #aperolspritz #oldsaigon #lomein #porkbelly #thisiswhyyourefat
#denverairport #layover #foodsafari #elk #rice #beer #olives #calamari #aperolspritz #oldsaigon #lomein #porkbelly #thisiswhyyourefat
Android Apocalypse is not here right now. Please leave a message, a treat for Fritha, & chicken wings after the beep.
January 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Android Apocalypse is not here right now. Please leave a message, a treat for Fritha, & chicken wings after the beep.
May your 2025 be as cool as these lesbian Hans & Franz look-alikes at In-N-Out with their matching dog.
January 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
May your 2025 be as cool as these lesbian Hans & Franz look-alikes at In-N-Out with their matching dog.
Me during the holidays when my diet & nutrition goals fly out the window like Denetbor as he's set ablaze.
December 25, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Me during the holidays when my diet & nutrition goals fly out the window like Denetbor as he's set ablaze.
"You will be visited by three spirits…"
December 24, 2024 at 4:55 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits…"
It's that time of the year. DM me your address by 6pm PST on December 18 & you can get a holiday card. Up to you if you want your real name or internet handle included.
December 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
It's that time of the year. DM me your address by 6pm PST on December 18 & you can get a holiday card. Up to you if you want your real name or internet handle included.
Bold of HBO to show Alex Garland's "Civil War" on Election Day Eve. Then again I'm the sicko that will stay up past my bedtime to watch this (again).
November 5, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Bold of HBO to show Alex Garland's "Civil War" on Election Day Eve. Then again I'm the sicko that will stay up past my bedtime to watch this (again).