I finally did it. I wrote my first unhinged sentient romance.

A pushy quarters machine becomes a genderqueer Adonis with rippling abs, romances a woman on @jococruise.bsky.social There are dolphins. There is karaoke. There is love.

Read it here: tr.ee/KkwPZ2

sometimes you come back from @jococruise.bsky.social with just a smile and fond memories. Sometimes it inspires a romance short story you write about a sentient pushy quarters machine. Stay tuned

You know you’re feeling like yourself again when you start singing opera while putting away laundry… and your cat approves with a purr. Laundry may be boring, but at least the acoustics are decent 🐱 🎵

Love is sometimes dressing up as a completely absurd character from a skit, delivering a Valentine’s gift, and watching as everyone around you oscillates between confusion and delight.

Anyway, I’ll be over here drinking Baileys from a shoe… because I’m Old Greeeeeeg!

Maybe with more sun we can have more hope ☀️

Moki is very tired of everything. Can relate

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for anyone experiencing burns, smoke inhalation or anyone who has medical questions related to these wildfires.

Obviously if you are experiencing a life threatening emergency please call 911.

The world’s a mess, but biting into an Italian sub at the end of the day? Pure salvation. Meats, cheese, and crusty bread reminding me joy exists—if only between slices of provolone. Life’s chaos, but at least my taste buds are thriving.

Time to share this quick air filter solution for wildfire smoke once again. All you need is a box fan and a home air/furnace filter that you can get at pretty much any hardware store. Optional is some duct tape to get a good seal. Stay safe! #LAFires

Yes… yes it is

Kamala Harris delivering the eulogy for Jimmy Carter:

“May his life be a lesson for the ages and a beacon for the future.”

Note to self: It’s called a watering can, not a “plant teapot.” Turns out, forgetting the right word leads to some serious side-eye at Home Depot. Guess I’ll hydrate my plants with dignity next time 🌱🫖