Why does Helen say 'that's why I've got to ask you Kirsty' and then completely ignore everything Kirsty says! #TheArchers

Since when did George become an expert in wildlife preservation? #TheArchers

Where's Pat with her shotgun? Could sort out Rob and Bruce in one go #TheArchers

Ye gods, Bruce is a w***ker #TheArchers

Got in! Yay, some friends here already... guess I'll work out how this works soon enough