Jerry
@thesillybones.bsky.social
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Jerry
@thesillybones.bsky.social
· Feb 26
This account is solely dedicated to Jerry (and skeletons, but mostly Jerry)
Jerry Fact;
Jerry has repeatedly burnt his pizza on multiple occasions.
Jerry still eats it.
Jerry doesn’t waste food.
Jerry has repeatedly burnt his pizza on multiple occasions.
Jerry still eats it.
Jerry doesn’t waste food.
July 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry has repeatedly burnt his pizza on multiple occasions.
Jerry still eats it.
Jerry doesn’t waste food.
Jerry has repeatedly burnt his pizza on multiple occasions.
Jerry still eats it.
Jerry doesn’t waste food.
Jerry Fact;
Peppermints are good.
Peppermints are good.
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Jerry Fact;
Peppermints are good.
Peppermints are good.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry will one day draw himself.
When he does, the day of reckoning will be upon you mortal Fleshbags.
Jerry will one day draw himself.
When he does, the day of reckoning will be upon you mortal Fleshbags.
June 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry will one day draw himself.
When he does, the day of reckoning will be upon you mortal Fleshbags.
Jerry will one day draw himself.
When he does, the day of reckoning will be upon you mortal Fleshbags.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry dislikes social interactions.
Jerry wishes to sleep.
He's bone-tired.
Jerry dislikes social interactions.
Jerry wishes to sleep.
He's bone-tired.
May 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry dislikes social interactions.
Jerry wishes to sleep.
He's bone-tired.
Jerry dislikes social interactions.
Jerry wishes to sleep.
He's bone-tired.
Jerry Fact;
The Darly Boxman Show is the greatest show to ever exist.
No, Ghorpnox's Wacky Wilderness Excursion does not come close.
It only talks about the Vormklo planet.
That place sucks.
Literally, it’s a mouth, it’s disgusting.
The Darly Boxman Show is the greatest show to ever exist.
No, Ghorpnox's Wacky Wilderness Excursion does not come close.
It only talks about the Vormklo planet.
That place sucks.
Literally, it’s a mouth, it’s disgusting.
May 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Jerry Fact;
The Darly Boxman Show is the greatest show to ever exist.
No, Ghorpnox's Wacky Wilderness Excursion does not come close.
It only talks about the Vormklo planet.
That place sucks.
Literally, it’s a mouth, it’s disgusting.
The Darly Boxman Show is the greatest show to ever exist.
No, Ghorpnox's Wacky Wilderness Excursion does not come close.
It only talks about the Vormklo planet.
That place sucks.
Literally, it’s a mouth, it’s disgusting.
Jerry Fact;
Interested in joining a completely unreal and totally Non-existent army of skeletons?
Sign up to the most definitely NOT real skeleton army today!
We totally DONT wage war against the weak fleshbags! That would simply be absurd, as we are most definitely NOT skeletons.
Simply absurd!
Interested in joining a completely unreal and totally Non-existent army of skeletons?
Sign up to the most definitely NOT real skeleton army today!
We totally DONT wage war against the weak fleshbags! That would simply be absurd, as we are most definitely NOT skeletons.
Simply absurd!
May 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jerry Fact;
Interested in joining a completely unreal and totally Non-existent army of skeletons?
Sign up to the most definitely NOT real skeleton army today!
We totally DONT wage war against the weak fleshbags! That would simply be absurd, as we are most definitely NOT skeletons.
Simply absurd!
Interested in joining a completely unreal and totally Non-existent army of skeletons?
Sign up to the most definitely NOT real skeleton army today!
We totally DONT wage war against the weak fleshbags! That would simply be absurd, as we are most definitely NOT skeletons.
Simply absurd!
Jerry Fact;
Life will bring you down, over and over again.
What do you do?
You fuck it up, you show life who’s boss.
It’s YOUR life, What you do is up to you and you alone.
Anyone tries to say otherwise?
Fuck ‘em them up.
Ain’t no one gonna boss Jerry around, Jerry expects the same from you.
Life will bring you down, over and over again.
What do you do?
You fuck it up, you show life who’s boss.
It’s YOUR life, What you do is up to you and you alone.
Anyone tries to say otherwise?
Fuck ‘em them up.
Ain’t no one gonna boss Jerry around, Jerry expects the same from you.
April 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Jerry Fact;
Life will bring you down, over and over again.
What do you do?
You fuck it up, you show life who’s boss.
It’s YOUR life, What you do is up to you and you alone.
Anyone tries to say otherwise?
Fuck ‘em them up.
Ain’t no one gonna boss Jerry around, Jerry expects the same from you.
Life will bring you down, over and over again.
What do you do?
You fuck it up, you show life who’s boss.
It’s YOUR life, What you do is up to you and you alone.
Anyone tries to say otherwise?
Fuck ‘em them up.
Ain’t no one gonna boss Jerry around, Jerry expects the same from you.
Jerry Fact;
Goldfish are the superior snack.
Get your disgusting raisins away from me.
Goldfish are the superior snack.
Get your disgusting raisins away from me.
April 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jerry Fact;
Goldfish are the superior snack.
Get your disgusting raisins away from me.
Goldfish are the superior snack.
Get your disgusting raisins away from me.
Jerry Fact;
Skeletons can hibernate.
Skeletons can hibernate.
April 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Jerry Fact;
Skeletons can hibernate.
Skeletons can hibernate.
Jerry Fact;
E A I O U
E A I O U
March 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Jerry Fact;
E A I O U
E A I O U
Jerry Fact;
Jerry can draw.
He uses his mouth.
He has no arms.
Jerry can draw.
He uses his mouth.
He has no arms.
March 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry can draw.
He uses his mouth.
He has no arms.
Jerry can draw.
He uses his mouth.
He has no arms.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry Is Rapidly Approaching.
Jerry Is Rapidly Approaching.
March 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry Is Rapidly Approaching.
Jerry Is Rapidly Approaching.
Jerry Fact;
Sanszu is a little nerd.
You know who you are.
Nerd.
Platonically love you bestie, please don’t steal my only bone.
I need that to rock.
Sanszu is a little nerd.
You know who you are.
Nerd.
Platonically love you bestie, please don’t steal my only bone.
I need that to rock.
March 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jerry Fact;
Sanszu is a little nerd.
You know who you are.
Nerd.
Platonically love you bestie, please don’t steal my only bone.
I need that to rock.
Sanszu is a little nerd.
You know who you are.
Nerd.
Platonically love you bestie, please don’t steal my only bone.
I need that to rock.
Jerry Fact;
Strawberry chocolate sucks ass.
Eat regular chocolate, you fucking weird flesh bags.
Strawberry chocolate sucks ass.
Eat regular chocolate, you fucking weird flesh bags.
March 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Jerry Fact;
Strawberry chocolate sucks ass.
Eat regular chocolate, you fucking weird flesh bags.
Strawberry chocolate sucks ass.
Eat regular chocolate, you fucking weird flesh bags.
Jerry Fact;
Metal Sonic is clearly better.
Metal Sonic is clearly better.
March 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Jerry Fact;
Metal Sonic is clearly better.
Metal Sonic is clearly better.
Jerry Fact;
Calcium is
Calcium is
March 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Jerry Fact;
Calcium is
Calcium is
Jerry Fact;
Chocolate is for people who crave heaven.
White chocolate is for freaks.
It’s disgusting.
Just eat normal chocolate.
Chocolate is for people who crave heaven.
White chocolate is for freaks.
It’s disgusting.
Just eat normal chocolate.
March 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Jerry Fact;
Chocolate is for people who crave heaven.
White chocolate is for freaks.
It’s disgusting.
Just eat normal chocolate.
Chocolate is for people who crave heaven.
White chocolate is for freaks.
It’s disgusting.
Just eat normal chocolate.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry loves to eat onions.
Jerry loves to eat onions.
March 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry loves to eat onions.
Jerry loves to eat onions.
Jerry is very dehydrated.
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jerry is very dehydrated.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry hates lag.
Yes he can video game.
No it does not involve slamming his skull into a keyboard and hoping something works, you’re insane.
Jerry hates lag.
Yes he can video game.
No it does not involve slamming his skull into a keyboard and hoping something works, you’re insane.
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry hates lag.
Yes he can video game.
No it does not involve slamming his skull into a keyboard and hoping something works, you’re insane.
Jerry hates lag.
Yes he can video game.
No it does not involve slamming his skull into a keyboard and hoping something works, you’re insane.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry HATES beaches.
It does not feel nice to have sand in his eye sockets.
Or his beautifully sculpted nose.
Jerry HATES beaches.
It does not feel nice to have sand in his eye sockets.
Or his beautifully sculpted nose.
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry HATES beaches.
It does not feel nice to have sand in his eye sockets.
Or his beautifully sculpted nose.
Jerry HATES beaches.
It does not feel nice to have sand in his eye sockets.
Or his beautifully sculpted nose.
Jerry Fact;
Jerry may or may not be wanted for several murders made in the year 2096.
Jerry wouldn’t know, he can’t see the future.
Jerry may or may not be wanted for several murders made in the year 2096.
Jerry wouldn’t know, he can’t see the future.
March 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Jerry Fact;
Jerry may or may not be wanted for several murders made in the year 2096.
Jerry wouldn’t know, he can’t see the future.
Jerry may or may not be wanted for several murders made in the year 2096.
Jerry wouldn’t know, he can’t see the future.