I'm the oxygen in the room being breathed in

But if you just don't go into the outback wilderness, you won't ever see them 😭 do you live in fear of the alligators and grizzly bears that live in the woods?

I'm a fertile womb, what he gon do now?

Well they're smaller than waterbugs in the US, so I hope you don't live near where those are common! My friend on the east coast of NA deals with horrors that don't exist here, thankfully, y'all might not have spider appearances commonly but the bigger pests and vermin make me second guess a visit

I've literally never seen a spider, at WORST, bigger than my palm. And even then, that was over a decade ago because it was in my granddads shed. As I've told people, you're more likely to be attacked by a magpie or deal with big roaches than seeing a snake or a spider that often.

I've seen videos of bears literally smashing into people's houses or mountain lions stalking children walking home from school ☠️ but yeah, watch out for that snake over 100 miles away LOL

See, that's what I thought too, but people have legit wondered how I live /with/ these animals and I have to constantly explain that, no, I don't have the wildlife in my backyard at this very moment lol "I can't imagine living with snakes" was a real statement as if I have them rn in my yard

Bitches think there's 11 of these inside my room rn plus 4 snakes in my wardrobe, 6 koala bears ripping my face off and can't forget the kangaroos wrestling in my hallway

You ate with this GADDAMN

Literally I always give a confused expression like "You really think YOUR country is safer than MINE? Yeah ok lol"

》idunnoe it's just not funny to me anymore, and we're not even getting into the mass shootings aspect lmao TLDR the "Australia is so dangerous I would never visit, how do you live there???" as if we live in the jungles, in treehouses like Tarzan, isn't funny to me after a decade of the same joke.

》 Like you guys have bears, mountain lions and coyotes that will kill you and your pets, in URBAN areas, literally walking to your front door or backyard. And it's fucking COMMON, but ok, the spider that lives in the middle of my country is more dangerous than that 》

Issok, my OCs have hella sharp teeth, basically tweezers :^)

I'm the wood fibers gradually absorbing the moisture

You literally summoned /me/ with this comment

And what a wonderful responsibility it is~

We didn't think that far, whatever amount comes out over time I guess! Can't say no to a bro!

I'm not THAT deranged