Lady Alastor the Chair Surfing Master
@theshortpencil.bsky.social
35 | Asexual | She/Her
New Orleans native⚜️
Traditional Medium Artist
🎨Original art, Hazbin Hotel fan art, NSFW art
⚠️🔞MINORS DNI🔞⚠️
☕️Ko-fi for COMMS: https://ko-fi.com/theshortpencil
New Orleans native⚜️
Traditional Medium Artist
🎨Original art, Hazbin Hotel fan art, NSFW art
⚠️🔞MINORS DNI🔞⚠️
☕️Ko-fi for COMMS: https://ko-fi.com/theshortpencil
I love his stupid "cha cha cha" and the end and instantly gets told to cut it out. Whitest White Man doing White Man Things.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I love his stupid "cha cha cha" and the end and instantly gets told to cut it out. Whitest White Man doing White Man Things.
Snaps Angel out of it with like five backhands, two whips of his belt on Angel's ass, and then the final step, the bellowed: "NOT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE NOT!" Angel comes to and Val hoists him like a sack of whoretatos and sashays off.
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Snaps Angel out of it with like five backhands, two whips of his belt on Angel's ass, and then the final step, the bellowed: "NOT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE NOT!" Angel comes to and Val hoists him like a sack of whoretatos and sashays off.
Someone grab Angel the next time there's a Heaven portal and just YEET him through while screaming, "here's your gift basket!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Someone grab Angel the next time there's a Heaven portal and just YEET him through while screaming, "here's your gift basket!"
@amirtalai.bsky.social is it cool to tag you for this post? If not I’ll take this comment down. Thought you might find it fun.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@amirtalai.bsky.social is it cool to tag you for this post? If not I’ll take this comment down. Thought you might find it fun.
so would he say boo or bougie?
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
so would he say boo or bougie?
Like I don't scream about your work enough 😂 Your character designs make me obsessed
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Like I don't scream about your work enough 😂 Your character designs make me obsessed
it has been written thus it is so
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
it has been written thus it is so
Angel is like play doh. You can make him into anything then smash him to make something else
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Angel is like play doh. You can make him into anything then smash him to make something else
Better taking it than giving it, apparently.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Better taking it than giving it, apparently.
That hurts my heart 😭 poor guy gets enough shit about his body and what Val makes him wear he doesn’t need crap from Charlie
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
That hurts my heart 😭 poor guy gets enough shit about his body and what Val makes him wear he doesn’t need crap from Charlie
"Is that you?" "No it's Vincent Price's ghost channeled from a sock puppet."
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"Is that you?" "No it's Vincent Price's ghost channeled from a sock puppet."
I know I’m mad too 😭💀
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I know I’m mad too 😭💀
I hail from New Orleans we’re all kinda fucked here. I think it’s the hurricane water.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I hail from New Orleans we’re all kinda fucked here. I think it’s the hurricane water.
The irony is the initial sketch had them kissing 😂 but my revisions for posing and scale made them farther away
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The irony is the initial sketch had them kissing 😂 but my revisions for posing and scale made them farther away
Good ol’ fashion ace cake
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Good ol’ fashion ace cake
Breaking hearts, scaring the living hell out of people: my favorite drink and life motto
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Breaking hearts, scaring the living hell out of people: my favorite drink and life motto
Even if I bring cake?
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Even if I bring cake?