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theshizzah
@theshizzah.bsky.social
We have too many Greenlanders to pay off, there’s no money for something like this
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A whole bureau for protecting consumers financially? Impossible
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I love dogs!
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
turns out Epstein Island was an exit along the Road to Character
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Only 15% more profitable than last year? Why not 18%? Kill yourself.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this is going great
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“I paid my way through college by prompting on nights and weekends”
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love how MAGA has come around to Black Pantheresque Afrofuturism
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
they should retcon that acronym for their bs operating system narrative
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Neat! F-22 at an air show? Did it do a cobra?
September 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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September 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM