Shawn Stuckey
@theshawnstuckey.com
Political enthusiast. Music lover. Creative director & designer. Unapologetically Gen X. Proud Harris/Walz voter. Keeper of the flame. 🗽 Grew up in Chicagoland, now living in Frederick, MD and loving it. —No DMs.
For context, this was years ago when he was in much better shape.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
For context, this was years ago when he was in much better shape.
Virginia being purple, just for funzies, let’s take a look at the shift in deep red districts. #TheDyingOfMAGA
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Virginia being purple, just for funzies, let’s take a look at the shift in deep red districts. #TheDyingOfMAGA
Happy Halloween!
This year’s pumpkin carving by the fam & I.
This year’s pumpkin carving by the fam & I.
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Happy Halloween!
This year’s pumpkin carving by the fam & I.
This year’s pumpkin carving by the fam & I.
I gotta say... The Google Halloween Pac-Man is pretty rad. Was it a good use of my time? Yes. Happy Samhain!
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I gotta say... The Google Halloween Pac-Man is pretty rad. Was it a good use of my time? Yes. Happy Samhain!
Seriously fuck this guy and his stupid fucking “I’m an intellectual” beard. Side note: I cannot tell you what a waste of fucking time and money “Why We’re Polarized” was.
We can ALL do better than Ezra
We can ALL do better than Ezra
September 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Seriously fuck this guy and his stupid fucking “I’m an intellectual” beard. Side note: I cannot tell you what a waste of fucking time and money “Why We’re Polarized” was.
We can ALL do better than Ezra
We can ALL do better than Ezra
If you’re in the Frederick MD area, come on out to the School Board Meeting to support our LGBTQIA+ student’s basic human rights from the bigots who want to take them away.
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you’re in the Frederick MD area, come on out to the School Board Meeting to support our LGBTQIA+ student’s basic human rights from the bigots who want to take them away.
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
😂😂😂 Fuck this clown and the weird presumptions.
August 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
😂😂😂 Fuck this clown and the weird presumptions.
This was 1 of my fav design projects this year. Released by my friends at Cheap Kiss Records, A Blast From The Cellar! – Lost Gems From The ’60s Chicago Garage Rock Explosion is a great album if you dig '60s rock or Chi town folklore. #MusicSky #1960s #Rock
www.cheapkissrecords.com/vinyl/cheap-...
www.cheapkissrecords.com/vinyl/cheap-...
July 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This was 1 of my fav design projects this year. Released by my friends at Cheap Kiss Records, A Blast From The Cellar! – Lost Gems From The ’60s Chicago Garage Rock Explosion is a great album if you dig '60s rock or Chi town folklore. #MusicSky #1960s #Rock
www.cheapkissrecords.com/vinyl/cheap-...
www.cheapkissrecords.com/vinyl/cheap-...
He also knows he's mentioned in the Epstein files so much they considered calling them the Trump & Epstein files.
June 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He also knows he's mentioned in the Epstein files so much they considered calling them the Trump & Epstein files.
We’re getting there it looks like.
June 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We’re getting there it looks like.
Okay hear me out…
Was there no one in the art dept that could say “hey Jack Davis, this is for kids, and we have MAN SIZE WADS on the package. Think we can trade out that throbbing cock for an actual nose?”
Was there no one in the art dept that could say “hey Jack Davis, this is for kids, and we have MAN SIZE WADS on the package. Think we can trade out that throbbing cock for an actual nose?”
May 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Okay hear me out…
Was there no one in the art dept that could say “hey Jack Davis, this is for kids, and we have MAN SIZE WADS on the package. Think we can trade out that throbbing cock for an actual nose?”
Was there no one in the art dept that could say “hey Jack Davis, this is for kids, and we have MAN SIZE WADS on the package. Think we can trade out that throbbing cock for an actual nose?”
To stay in line with government efficiency, they must be performed by the vice president.
For additional efficiency, he can just use the glove between the couch cushions.
For additional efficiency, he can just use the glove between the couch cushions.
May 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
To stay in line with government efficiency, they must be performed by the vice president.
For additional efficiency, he can just use the glove between the couch cushions.
For additional efficiency, he can just use the glove between the couch cushions.
This is what democracy looks like.
Proud of my town❤️
Proud of my town❤️
April 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is what democracy looks like.
Proud of my town❤️
Proud of my town❤️
Remember this “scandal”?
Far worse than texting top secret war plans to a journalist on accident, aye cable news?
Far worse than texting top secret war plans to a journalist on accident, aye cable news?
March 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Remember this “scandal”?
Far worse than texting top secret war plans to a journalist on accident, aye cable news?
Far worse than texting top secret war plans to a journalist on accident, aye cable news?
Gross. 🤮 WTF Ollie’s.
Guess I’ll be shopping for my cheap shit elsewhere. Doorbuster? Is it though? 🙄
Guess I’ll be shopping for my cheap shit elsewhere. Doorbuster? Is it though? 🙄
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gross. 🤮 WTF Ollie’s.
Guess I’ll be shopping for my cheap shit elsewhere. Doorbuster? Is it though? 🙄
Guess I’ll be shopping for my cheap shit elsewhere. Doorbuster? Is it though? 🙄
Dark spells he says… If Ricky Ratchman starts a show on Newsmax, I’m out.
March 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Dark spells he says… If Ricky Ratchman starts a show on Newsmax, I’m out.
Some honorable mentions from the perspective of this Gen Xer. 95 is a solid run. R.I.P. Gene. Thanks for the vast spectrum of entertainment.
February 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Some honorable mentions from the perspective of this Gen Xer. 95 is a solid run. R.I.P. Gene. Thanks for the vast spectrum of entertainment.
Damn, the price of eggs is brutal this year.
February 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Damn, the price of eggs is brutal this year.
I support the feature, and their ability to choose. But damn, blocked by 32? I didn’t realize I was that offensive. My bio is pretty clear.
What’s the baseline? What’s average?
What’s the baseline? What’s average?
February 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I support the feature, and their ability to choose. But damn, blocked by 32? I didn’t realize I was that offensive. My bio is pretty clear.
What’s the baseline? What’s average?
What’s the baseline? What’s average?
Even my dog supports Costco.
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Even my dog supports Costco.
More MAGAt trash for your block lists.
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
More MAGAt trash for your block lists.