The Shallow State
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The new “oh you’re a fan? Name 3 of their albums..”
September 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The new “oh you’re a fan? Name 3 of their albums..”
Don’t worry tho cos he stands for the flag
September 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Don’t worry tho cos he stands for the flag
AI could never be wrong in the profoundly more entertaining ways that people on tumblr are somehow able to be wrong
August 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
AI could never be wrong in the profoundly more entertaining ways that people on tumblr are somehow able to be wrong
Get yourself someone who will look at you the way Jeffrey Epstein looks at his good pal Donnie Trump… and then, like Trump, have that someone secretly killed.
July 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Get yourself someone who will look at you the way Jeffrey Epstein looks at his good pal Donnie Trump… and then, like Trump, have that someone secretly killed.
Oh great, even NYT using AI to generate stories now? Pierbattista Pizzaballa is the top contender to be pope? No way that's a real guy...
April 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh great, even NYT using AI to generate stories now? Pierbattista Pizzaballa is the top contender to be pope? No way that's a real guy...
Thank you for calling tech support. My name is Big Balls and before we get into how I can help assist you in doing cybercrimes, I need to tell you that this call is being recorded for quality assurance...
March 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Thank you for calling tech support. My name is Big Balls and before we get into how I can help assist you in doing cybercrimes, I need to tell you that this call is being recorded for quality assurance...
not sure I can handle clicking into this video...
February 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
not sure I can handle clicking into this video...
Could comment on this with how these films are works written by trans women, anarchists, anti-capitalists, and people who modeled their resistance on the Vietcong but I think the main takeaway should be how he thinks Divergent is on par with the rest of those
February 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Could comment on this with how these films are works written by trans women, anarchists, anti-capitalists, and people who modeled their resistance on the Vietcong but I think the main takeaway should be how he thinks Divergent is on par with the rest of those
what are your favorite President's Day quotes? Here's one of mine:
February 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
what are your favorite President's Day quotes? Here's one of mine:
feeling very vindicated in my lifelong assertion that Joy Division and New Order are the same band who just changed their name after their lead singer died
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
feeling very vindicated in my lifelong assertion that Joy Division and New Order are the same band who just changed their name after their lead singer died
In times of turmoil and struggle, when it seems like everything is burning down and crumbling in front of you, you can count on Pisani to tackle the big issues
January 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In times of turmoil and struggle, when it seems like everything is burning down and crumbling in front of you, you can count on Pisani to tackle the big issues
not Bezos standing behind the object of all of our oppression in winking support and then sending me targeted emails about self-care
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
not Bezos standing behind the object of all of our oppression in winking support and then sending me targeted emails about self-care
i have some bad news about where the institutions stand. it's literally right behind Trump
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i have some bad news about where the institutions stand. it's literally right behind Trump
"The people put us in this position, so now we're calling on the institutions to save us"- a very reputable, very serious journalistic organization
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"The people put us in this position, so now we're calling on the institutions to save us"- a very reputable, very serious journalistic organization
evoking Gramsci to equate falling birthrates to the rise of fascism and climate change is absolute crazypilled nonsense
January 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
evoking Gramsci to equate falling birthrates to the rise of fascism and climate change is absolute crazypilled nonsense
trying to decide which part of Lamont's speech yesterday annoys me the most
January 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
trying to decide which part of Lamont's speech yesterday annoys me the most
if anybody's curious what's happening over at Facebook, your guess is as good as anyone's
December 23, 2024 at 1:03 AM
if anybody's curious what's happening over at Facebook, your guess is as good as anyone's
in terms of the actual phrase "Die Hard is a christmas movie", the first appearance of the term comes in the form of a question in this wire-service round-up of xmas film recommendations in 2000, suggesting that maybe its status as Christmas movie was contested by some.
December 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
in terms of the actual phrase "Die Hard is a christmas movie", the first appearance of the term comes in the form of a question in this wire-service round-up of xmas film recommendations in 2000, suggesting that maybe its status as Christmas movie was contested by some.
NYT op newsletter today celebrating the legacy of Krugman by linking to his first column, noting he said "beginnings are hard" and laid out broad economic thoughts. Those thoughts? didn't age so well
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 PM
NYT op newsletter today celebrating the legacy of Krugman by linking to his first column, noting he said "beginnings are hard" and laid out broad economic thoughts. Those thoughts? didn't age so well