"H-hmm? Well, at least you're having fun, right?"

An ignorant mind has many perks... one of which, was how oblivious I was of what she was doing, not even batting an eye at the perverted sight before me as I took every bounce and plap in stride, staring curiously up at the neet girl instead.

"So, if you're up for it, make yourself at home, dear. And after I get into something a bit more comfortable, you can tell me even more about yourself!

I didn't really get the last bits, so..."

"H-hmm? Is something the matter? You seem quite tense, cutie... so, why don't you come inside~!

I can whip you up some choccy milk with cookies. Would that help ya relax?"

All I really seemed to notice was the tension that seemed to build up inside the girl, and I considered stress to be unhealthy

"Ah- I'll be right there!"

Of course, any hope of that normalcy wavered when a noticeably feminine voice answered her.

"And... I'm here! You must be one of my neighbors, correct? My name's Sandy~!"

But when the door finally opened wide, her hopes would be thrown out of the nearest window.

𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜?

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Oh, nothing... these are just my answers to the "know you better" questions you spoke of with that nice fellow Toychu Tail.

As I was saying... I'm more than interested!

I tried to show that interest in DMs, but I'm not so sure if you've seen it yet...

You prefer interacting first through replies? Well, I guess that makes sense...

As for those requirements...
1: Not really sure myself🪦🥀
2: Size 10
3: I'm not sure this counts, but Jamaican-style jerk pork is really good

And finally...

4: Came up with this on the spot... "undie buddies!"

["Ｇ－ｇＯｏＯＯｏｈＨ~♡！"]

𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕪, 𝕀 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕟, 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕟-𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘... 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪, 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕓𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣'𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕟, 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕟, 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕞 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕 𝕖𝕘𝕘𝕤.

𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟... 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕙𝕪... 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕥... 𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕖...~♡

"ℍ𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕙𝕖...~

𝔽𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕟 𝕓𝕦𝕟...~♡"

¤ ᴺᵘᶻᶻˡᵉ ᴺᵘᶻᶻˡᵉ ¤

(( Mhm!

"𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕝, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕒 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕠, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟!"

"𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕀𝕥'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖."

"𝕀𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕠? 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟, 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕠 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥? 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕖, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀'𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕~!"

...

"𝔸𝕝𝕤𝕠, 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕙-𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕖..."

"𝕆-𝕠𝕙-! 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕀 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕒 ♡!?"

"𝕐𝕒𝕪~! 𝕀 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕, 𝕀 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕~! 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕗𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕤, 𝕟𝕠 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤!"

"𝕆𝕙? ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤?"

"𝕀 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥~!"

...

"𝕎-𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥... 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕥'𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕞-𝕞𝕖?"

"𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕕, 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕕, 𝕥𝕠𝕠... 𝕤𝕠, 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕒 𝕘𝕠 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕕!"

...

"𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠, 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥?"