The Shadow Syndicate
@theshadowsyndicate.bsky.social
Exploring taboo topics & uncensored news analysis. Challenging norms and fostering open dialogue. Always with a laugh.
The mathematical and physics work, behind the potential counter attacks of Iran on the USS Abraham Lincoln… open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
Arr, Listen Well, Ye Scalliwags, Why Yer Fancy Metal City Boat Is No Match For An Iranian Firecracker: Mathematical Analysis Of How Iran Could Sink 🛳️🛳️
Featuring Prof. Squeeky Puppienstein's Peer Reviewed, tail thumping lecturer as Canine Chair of Applied Thermondinamic Petting at Boneford University and part-time pirate story teller.
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February 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The mathematical and physics work, behind the potential counter attacks of Iran on the USS Abraham Lincoln… open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
A war with Iran will not be easy, it rathers unfolds a domino effect where assets and markets will behave differently and will set a new precedent… open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
Geopolitical Risk and Market Circuit Breaker Cascade
Prof. Xavipoo PhD in barkonomics at the University of Boneford and Nobel Prize Winner in Fetching. Be Advised! All material has been peer reviewed and CEOs must remain on a 24 hour watch upon reading.
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February 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
A war with Iran will not be easy, it rathers unfolds a domino effect where assets and markets will behave differently and will set a new precedent… open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
Can ford be successful without the massive over gouging or without 🇨🇳 innovation?? … open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
Ford’s Genius Plan: I Sniff Butts To Survive, I Sniff China’s… Battery Tech; Also Gouging On New Oversized Chew Toys To Stay Afloat
Prof. Xavipoo PhD in barkonomics at the University of Boneford and Nobel Prize Winner in Fetching. Be Advised! All material has been peer reviewed and CEOs must remain on a 24 hour watch upon reading.
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February 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Can ford be successful without the massive over gouging or without 🇨🇳 innovation?? … open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
Tesla’s current model is broken, time to call 🐂💩!!! open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
Tesla’s Latest Ground-Scratching Trying To Cover The Scent Of Their China Dependency Trap And AI Desperation
Prof. Xavipoo PhD in Barkonomics at the University of Boneford, Nobel Prize Winner in Fetching. Be Advised! All material has been peer reviewed and CEOs must remain on a 24 hour watch upon reading.
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February 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Tesla’s current model is broken, time to call 🐂💩!!! open.substack.com/pub/dogsyndi...
As the market makers, elites, and military industrial complex fantasiszes about war and destruction; I bring you the math behind the Failures of the Iron Dome.
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Iron Dome? The $1000M Dome with More Holes than a Dog Chew Toy
Prof. Squeeky Puppienstein PhD is back with a more satirical and mathematical analysis after becoming the Chair of Advance Ballistic, University of Woofinton as well as a Nobel Prize Winner in Kibble.
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February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
As the market makers, elites, and military industrial complex fantasiszes about war and destruction; I bring you the math behind the Failures of the Iron Dome.
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Time for the military complex and Wall Street to stop spending taxpayer money!!! I call 🐂🐂💩💩 by the physics!!
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Physics vs Delusions and Fantasies of the WSJ and Michael Burry
Featuring Prof. Squeeky Puppienstein's Peer Reviewed Proof that Destroying a Basketball with a Rocket Jumping friend is Not, In Fact, a Strategy for Stopping ICBMs.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Time for the military complex and Wall Street to stop spending taxpayer money!!! I call 🐂🐂💩💩 by the physics!!
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“Global Sniffing”
Episode: 4 (who created Venezuela’s immigration? Why? And did someone mention SANCTIONS?)
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Episode: 4 (who created Venezuela’s immigration? Why? And did someone mention SANCTIONS?)
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Woof Justice: The Forced Venezuelan Human Re-Scattering
Episode: 4
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July 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“Global Sniffing”
Episode: 4 (who created Venezuela’s immigration? Why? And did someone mention SANCTIONS?)
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Episode: 4 (who created Venezuela’s immigration? Why? And did someone mention SANCTIONS?)
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“ECO-Woof”
Episode: 4 (while bipeds bark and growl, we bring you the latest on global warming, earth sustainability, and even space latest trends).
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Episode: 4 (while bipeds bark and growl, we bring you the latest on global warming, earth sustainability, and even space latest trends).
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Barking Up the Wrong Tree (A Tail of Planetary Regrets)
Episode: 4
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July 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“ECO-Woof”
Episode: 4 (while bipeds bark and growl, we bring you the latest on global warming, earth sustainability, and even space latest trends).
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Episode: 4 (while bipeds bark and growl, we bring you the latest on global warming, earth sustainability, and even space latest trends).
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“Barkonomics”
Episode: 4 (Venezuela sanctions and the oligarchs that won, while everyone else got inflation)
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Episode: 4 (Venezuela sanctions and the oligarchs that won, while everyone else got inflation)
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BArkonomics Unleashed: Sniff, Spin, Repeat, Brought To You With Mutts & Metric
Episode: 4
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July 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Barkonomics”
Episode: 4 (Venezuela sanctions and the oligarchs that won, while everyone else got inflation)
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Episode: 4 (Venezuela sanctions and the oligarchs that won, while everyone else got inflation)
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Bills Gone Wild: Capitol Hill’s Legislative Soap Opera
Episode: 3
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July 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Barking Up the Wrong Tree (A Tail of Planetary Regrets)
Episode: 3
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July 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BArkonomics Unleashed: Sniff, Spin, Repeat, Brought To You With Mutts & Metrics
Episode: 3
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July 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bills Gone Wild: Capitol Hill’s Legislative Soap Opera
Episode: 3
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July 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Woof Justice: Sniffing Out Europe’s migrant Prison System Profiteers
Epidose: 2
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July 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Barking Up The Wrong Tree (A Tail of Planetary Regrets)
Episode: 2
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July 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
BArkonomics Unleashed: Sniff, Spin, Repeat, Brought To You With Mutts & Metrics
Episode: 2
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July 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bills Gone Wild: Capitol Hill’s Legislative Soap Opera
Episode: 1
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July 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sniffing Out World War Woof & Why The Dog Jump Over The Fence
Episode: 1
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July 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Barking Up The Wrong Tree (A Tail of Planetary Regrets)
Episode: 1
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July 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
BArkonomics Unleashed: Sniff, Spin, Repeat, Brought To You With Mutts & Metrics
Episode: 1
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July 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🦴 Bone Appétit, warmongers! The Canine Council is back, sniffing out the smoking ruins of Iran’s geopolitical mess! 🐕 No fetch here—just ballistic missile trajectories, refugee flows, & the stench of humans playing matches near the world’s oil bowl! 🔥
sites.google.com/view/theshad...
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July 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🦴 Bone Appétit, warmongers! The Canine Council is back, sniffing out the smoking ruins of Iran’s geopolitical mess! 🐕 No fetch here—just ballistic missile trajectories, refugee flows, & the stench of humans playing matches near the world’s oil bowl! 🔥
sites.google.com/view/theshad...
sites.google.com/view/theshad...
🐾 Homo Smarterthals, leash up! The Canine Council for Earthy Sanity (CCES) is DONE watching you turn Earth into a toxic sauna! 🌍🔥 From plastic confetti oceans to melting poles, we’ve been judging your eco-disasters since the Industrial Revolution. sites.google.com/view/theshad...
July 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
🐾 Homo Smarterthals, leash up! The Canine Council for Earthy Sanity (CCES) is DONE watching you turn Earth into a toxic sauna! 🌍🔥 From plastic confetti oceans to melting poles, we’ve been judging your eco-disasters since the Industrial Revolution. sites.google.com/view/theshad...
