Have they covered “gabberfolk” or “Venga-Cohen” yet?!?!!!!!???

Just kidding!!!!!

Here’s wot we can see from our vantage point of West Milton, Scotland!!! Isn’t the power of nature wonderful??!??!!

Bet Bonny Tiler would approve!!!! #PartialEclipseOfTheHeart

HERE WE FOUR FRUIT MARMALADING GO!!!!

THE END!!!!
(Yes, we’re a bit round the bend!)

Hello!!!! We’re the Senior Dads!!!
And we’re proper Poetry Lads!!!!!
We hope you’ll like our stuff!!!!
Or else we’ll have to disappear in a sort of magical puff!!!!
(10/n)

And so we say
On #WorldPoetryDay
It doesn’t matter how you pray
This is how #TheSeniorDads play!!!!
(9/n)

Inside, we’ve been reading books by the ton!!!!
But now, almost as one!!!
We stand up, and say….
Hahahahah!!!! (Hey!!!)
(8/n)

Outside the cafe, the ambulances assemble!!!!
To collect the ghost hunters, who are walking like Wombles!!!!
The medics look at them like they are blotto!!!!
And say: “For f*$£ sake, they’ve been in Brenda’s Grotto!!!!!!”
(7/n)

So into the caves, the ghost hunters saunt!!!
And then hear: "What the F*$£ are you doing in my haunt?!?!?"
And then into view comes gun-toting Brenda!!!!
Then they get a load of buckshot up their end("ARGH!!!!")!!!!
(6/n)

She's handy with her gun, shooting at the birds!!!
And the amount she's shot down can be quite absurd!!!!
She's aims very well, with nary a smidgen!!!!
Which is not very nice if you're a pigeon!!!!
(5/n)

The caves beneath the cafe would be our special haunt.
The ghost hunters would gasp and say: ‘OH MY!! OH, WHAT A JAUNT!!!!’
But they would get a surprise as they pursue their agenda!!!!
Because in the caves lives Blunderbuss Brenda!!!
(4/n)

And we’re thinking, as we munch upon our toast:
“Thank goodness we’re not dead, and appearing as a ghost!!!!
A ghost in cafe would be a rum affair!!!
Imagine luring ghost hunters into our lair!!!"
(3/n)

It’s West Milton, and the weather is crap!!!
It’s raining, so you have to wear your cap!!!!
But we’re inside, at the local bookstore cafe,
And look out the windows at the rain, and have a laughy!!!!
(2/n)