Thesecretfarmer
@thesecretfarmer.bsky.social
Farmer (part tennant, part non tennant) ,East of England growing wheat, daffodils, cabbages, cauliflowers. Big cricket fan (Durham CCC) plus punk rock, Pearl Jam, diesel engines, comedy and history. Very much anti Ref*rm
I feel like this weeks Countryfile is just a who's who of who I know! #countryfile
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I feel like this weeks Countryfile is just a who's who of who I know! #countryfile
She's going to lose her fingers cutting cauliflowers like that! #countryfile
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
She's going to lose her fingers cutting cauliflowers like that! #countryfile
Winter ploughing now all done! All wheat in the ground, beet lifted & gone, half the wheat out the shed! Easy game this farming innit! Haha! #farming #britishfarming
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Winter ploughing now all done! All wheat in the ground, beet lifted & gone, half the wheat out the shed! Easy game this farming innit! Haha! #farming #britishfarming
A quick 30 second scroll through Twitter / X and that's me done for that place today! Crikey is all I will say!
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A quick 30 second scroll through Twitter / X and that's me done for that place today! Crikey is all I will say!
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tonight's Grand Designs just looks to me like some 1970s Eastern Bloc airfield control tower! #granddesigns
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tonight's Grand Designs just looks to me like some 1970s Eastern Bloc airfield control tower! #granddesigns
Popped over to other place this morning to see loads of people giving their opinions on why the clocks shouldn't go back this weekend and there's me thinking it's still a great idea! Lovely sunny morning early today here!
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Popped over to other place this morning to see loads of people giving their opinions on why the clocks shouldn't go back this weekend and there's me thinking it's still a great idea! Lovely sunny morning early today here!
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Proper Autumn morning today in Lincolnshire. At least now the sun is peaking through!
October 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Proper Autumn morning today in Lincolnshire. At least now the sun is peaking through!
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Southern Lincolnshire was drained 400 years ago - but now faces its most serious threat
Lincolnshire Fens will need 'billions' to stop them being reclaimed by the sea
www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Southern Lincolnshire was drained 400 years ago - but now faces its most serious threat
Local to me! I've been down this...it wasn't exactly a pleasant experience!
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Local to me! I've been down this...it wasn't exactly a pleasant experience!
This weather has b*ggered tomorrow's work plans! (A very rural and technical way of saying it there!)
September 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This weather has b*ggered tomorrow's work plans! (A very rural and technical way of saying it there!)
Excellent work. Absolute scum
September 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Excellent work. Absolute scum
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"Summer Holidays in Mablethorpe, Lincolnshire".
in "60 Odd Poets: What I did in my Summer Holidays"
#poem #poetry #skypoets #blueskypoets #poetsofbluesky #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #sixtyoddpoets
in "60 Odd Poets: What I did in my Summer Holidays"
#poem #poetry #skypoets #blueskypoets #poetsofbluesky #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #sixtyoddpoets
What I did in my Summer Holidays
The old favourite school essay title for the imminent month of September
sixtyoddpoets.substack.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"Summer Holidays in Mablethorpe, Lincolnshire".
in "60 Odd Poets: What I did in my Summer Holidays"
#poem #poetry #skypoets #blueskypoets #poetsofbluesky #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #sixtyoddpoets
in "60 Odd Poets: What I did in my Summer Holidays"
#poem #poetry #skypoets #blueskypoets #poetsofbluesky #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #sixtyoddpoets
It's finally raining! Proper rain aswell!
August 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's finally raining! Proper rain aswell!
Due to the early harvest and the dry hard conditions I've got full August bank holiday weekend not at work for once! The other half has just given me a long list of jobs she wants doing at home though!
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Due to the early harvest and the dry hard conditions I've got full August bank holiday weekend not at work for once! The other half has just given me a long list of jobs she wants doing at home though!
UK wheat price hovering around £170 a tonne....suddenly my lunchtime sandwich doesn't seem quite so appealing
August 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
UK wheat price hovering around £170 a tonne....suddenly my lunchtime sandwich doesn't seem quite so appealing
Missed the #farmwatch #farm24 bbc have been doing mainly due to the fact we've got all the wheat safely in the shed now this year! Still grading the daffodil bulbs though!
August 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Missed the #farmwatch #farm24 bbc have been doing mainly due to the fact we've got all the wheat safely in the shed now this year! Still grading the daffodil bulbs though!
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Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
July 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
Harvest update! Combine harvester is still in the shed!!
July 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Harvest update! Combine harvester is still in the shed!!
19mm of rain registered in the traditional old style rain gauge yesterday, 18mm in the electronic field one 4 miles away. Conclusions - a wet day!
July 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
19mm of rain registered in the traditional old style rain gauge yesterday, 18mm in the electronic field one 4 miles away. Conclusions - a wet day!
Crikey what a Test Match! Tests are still ultimate and best form of cricket. No T20, IPL or Hundred match can ever be as good as that! Sounded good on TMS aswell
July 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Crikey what a Test Match! Tests are still ultimate and best form of cricket. No T20, IPL or Hundred match can ever be as good as that! Sounded good on TMS aswell