as an E cup soldier i am struggling . BIG TIME .
my back hurts and these sandbags have been confirmed to be the cause of it

i will be looking into breast reduction surgery in the near future so . yay !!

magical ass attack
500 base power
WILL cause paralysis and every other status effect

this turned from "i don't want people to view me as a freak" to "i am a dog" a bit too quickly never give a mentally unwell pup a keyboard and internet access lmao

my job as a mutt is to be an emotional support animal . i want to be there for those who need me . i want to make everyone who befriend me never regret their decision .
treats and praise are preferred but optional, im just here to help .

people calling me "good girl/good dog" gets me flustered don't get me wrong, but it's moreso in a "right . i literally *am* just a dog . im a companion, and you calling me that reminds me that im a *good* companion"

something being there is cool and all but like . the ambiguity is what gets me the most
same applies for featureless crotches, except it's moreso for a "i don't even know what i am therefore my critters have nothing down there" reason

there will be times where my brain goes "BREED BREED BREED" but those come around very rarely .
whenever i force myself to hornypost i just feel bad about it afterwards, so im doing this at my own pace .

this should've been left in 2018 that's all im going to say on the matter

and secondly don't advertise your accounts as sfw if the art you post very obviously has fetishistic/nsfw undertones . im getting so sick of seeing this and its like you people want to be dangers to children on purpose

im talking people who constantly talk about their Barely Disguised Fetish in public spaces
you can like macro n toes n whatever i literally dont give a fuck . but also keep ur genes in ur jeans, not everyone wants to see it .

i know most of them in reality probably dont gaf BUT !! i dont like just going around telling people i get turned on by tummies the size of jupiter

one of my biggest fears is my friends finding out how horny and "degenerate" i am (despite my pretty tame kinks) and ditching me for it . not taking any chances with that . pls be nice to me bsky

it also kinda depends on how easy the person is to flatter . if they're like my current partner who's easily flustered by whatever i say, it's easy pickings and i can easily get away with domming juuuuust a small bit .

-one cum .

(im bottom-leaning because im lazy)