A bruise next to the ol' brand mark. How ironic and fitting. Probably complimentary from dad in some way, too.

//Are there any roleplay accounts on here yet? Not finding any friends 🥺

Luther asked if he punches himself and knocks out, is he weak or strong...

My siblings are so interesting. Diego said strong, Ben says weak.

Five said he's an idiot.

That wasn't exactly the question, but...

//It sucks so bad that its hard to look for other legit roleplayers because of all posts with the word rp or #openrp are just people who want sex content 24/7

I hate it that I don't benefit from the insult "drop dead."

Should be illegal for these motherfuckers to keep bugging me even after death.

*sigh*

"If you keep undressing me with your eyes, I'm gonna catch cold."

#TUArp #TheUmbrellaAcademy

☂️Lit & descriptive
☂️New to character, not rp
☂️Ben cameos!
☂️DMs/TL open!
☂️written by #L0v3bug
☂️Serious/Crack
☂️21+ can be nsfw