Scott Lorenzo is at Frankie's/Sharks comedy club every week
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Scott Lorenzo is at Frankie's/Sharks comedy club every week
@thescottlorenzo.bsky.social
Comedian, parody singer songwriter, general man about town.
The ice raid in NC was called "Charlotte's Web" which makes sense because every day his press secretary pulls words outta her ass to save a worthless whiny swine from a fate he ultimately deserves. #quietpiggy
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dick Sneezin' A Noah Kahan Parody #comedy @noahkahan.bsky.social recorded at sharks comedy club Dallas Texas
May 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
On the way to Easter festivities I saw a guy driving a car with no car seat but with a "baby on board" sticker. I was ready to call bs until I saw the live infant nailed to the 2x4. Some folks celebrate different I guess. #comedy
April 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Two shows this week! Friday night I'll be at Frankie's downtown for an 8pm show at sharks comedy club. Where I'll be doing jokes and a parody cover of @noahkahan.bsky.social song of the year "stick season" inside Sharks comedy club. Tuesday I'll be in pilot point for a cleaner show at Low brow bar.
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 AM
As society crumbles it's important to remember... The JG Wentworth jingle for some damned reason.
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Doing a pop up show tonight at escrow shoes. Garland TX. Gonna bitch about the fight. This and that. Should be fun. Love y'all
Scott
November 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I have a minor semantic grievance. I keep seeing people say "excited to be apart of history today"
That's not how you use apart. It's "A Part"
A part is joining a movement or going together on a trip. Apart happens when you step on a land mine. Happy voting y'all
Scott
#election2024
November 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Y'all want to say #nodiddy meanwhile you're calling hot dogs glizzys. Look at the words you use y'all.
July 18, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Tired of people acting fake shocked for clicks while listening to "rockin around the Christmas tree" by Brenda Lee when she gets to the "pumpkin pie" line. she's not saying "fucking" she's just talking about a plain unsexy pie. If you want an Xmas song about violating baked goods, I'm your guy...
December 20, 2023 at 6:15 AM
How old am I? I'm "almost threw my back out drinking too much of a freshly brewed hot cocoa years old". Fuuuck me!

I grab my back after a solid 185° swig like I'm Redd Foxx bout to see Elizabeth again in the great beyond.

Tastiest hot cocoa I've had in a while though.
November 26, 2023 at 4:12 AM
My newest parody, a take on the Michael Bublé traveler's longing classic "Home" is about an unwelcome guest staying past the holidays. Enjoy "Go Home!" A Michael Bublé Parody. #thanksgiving #comedy #parody #weirdal youtu.be/LTuZiLtWW_Q?...
Go Home! A Michael Bublé Parody #comedian #comedy #funny #standupcomedy #parody
A parody of the Michael Bublé traveler's longing classic "home" done about a fictional family member who just decided that "make yourself at home" included a...
youtu.be
November 24, 2023 at 3:18 AM
So I published a parody song on Spotify and all the streaming platforms. Find me wherever you listen free or cheaply for music!
open.spotify.com/album/0s3tYo...
November 22, 2023 at 4:28 PM
My first post on blue sky. Looking forward to posting my material in front of new eyes and significantly less nazis.
November 22, 2023 at 4:20 PM