The ice raid in NC was called "Charlotte's Web" which makes sense because every day his press secretary pulls words outta her ass to save a worthless whiny swine from a fate he ultimately deserves. #quietpiggy

Dick Sneezin' A Noah Kahan Parody #comedy @noahkahan.bsky.social recorded at sharks comedy club Dallas Texas

On the way to Easter festivities I saw a guy driving a car with no car seat but with a "baby on board" sticker. I was ready to call bs until I saw the live infant nailed to the 2x4. Some folks celebrate different I guess. #comedy

Two shows this week! Friday night I'll be at Frankie's downtown for an 8pm show at sharks comedy club. Where I'll be doing jokes and a parody cover of @noahkahan.bsky.social song of the year "stick season" inside Sharks comedy club. Tuesday I'll be in pilot point for a cleaner show at Low brow bar.

As society crumbles it's important to remember... The JG Wentworth jingle for some damned reason.

Doing a pop up show tonight at escrow shoes. Garland TX. Gonna bitch about the fight. This and that. Should be fun. Love y'all
Scott

I have a minor semantic grievance. I keep seeing people say "excited to be apart of history today"
That's not how you use apart. It's "A Part"
A part is joining a movement or going together on a trip. Apart happens when you step on a land mine. Happy voting y'all
Scott
#election2024

Y'all want to say #nodiddy meanwhile you're calling hot dogs glizzys. Look at the words you use y'all.

Tired of people acting fake shocked for clicks while listening to "rockin around the Christmas tree" by Brenda Lee when she gets to the "pumpkin pie" line. she's not saying "fucking" she's just talking about a plain unsexy pie. If you want an Xmas song about violating baked goods, I'm your guy...

How old am I? I'm "almost threw my back out drinking too much of a freshly brewed hot cocoa years old". Fuuuck me!

I grab my back after a solid 185° swig like I'm Redd Foxx bout to see Elizabeth again in the great beyond.

Tastiest hot cocoa I've had in a while though.

My newest parody, a take on the Michael Bublé traveler's longing classic "Home" is about an unwelcome guest staying past the holidays. Enjoy "Go Home!" A Michael Bublé Parody. #thanksgiving #comedy #parody #weirdal youtu.be/LTuZiLtWW_Q?...

So I published a parody song on Spotify and all the streaming platforms. Find me wherever you listen free or cheaply for music!
open.spotify.com/album/0s3tYo...

My first post on blue sky. Looking forward to posting my material in front of new eyes and significantly less nazis.