Scott Watkins
thescooterking.bsky.social
Scott Watkins
@thescooterking.bsky.social
Actor, writer, comedian, gadabout, noted curmudgeon. Aging hipster, but, like... Ironically.
#acting #writing #scifi #comedy
Problem: Donald Jonald Trump, POTUS, doesn't like the press talking about the bruises on his aging hands. Solution: Start dressing like Jewelled Glove and Hat Michael Jackson: pin.it/4VGPaKXbd
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November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
#StudioTour!
Everyone else does this at some point, so I decided to do mine early. You're welcome. youtu.be/OlvLgCOmf2I
Because No One Demanded It... My Studio Tour
YouTube video by Noted Curmudgeon
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November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I made a video again. This time it's about #AI and my personal problems, like my astonishing lack of effort. youtu.be/UjHptao0M6M
AI, ADHD, And an Astonishing Lack of Effort. Also, it Might Kill Us All
YouTube video by Noted Curmudgeon
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November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
As a Torontonian, I can only wish this was happening here: youtube.com/shorts/FRvH6...
#mandani #housing
If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mo Yun is an artist I've been following who does rock covers on a traditional Chinese Guzheng harp. This cover of Michael Jackson's Beat It is really great, but my ADHD brain can only hear the Weird Al Yankovic lyrics to Eat It. youtu.be/6H5U_UBgLwE?...
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've just made another video, on THA Yootoob. I should be doing this more. The subject is perfectionism, and my lazy ass.
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The Perfect
YouTube video by Noted Curmudgeon
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October 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I was down a rabbit hole about Fosse protégé Suzanne Charny, when I found this: How a married gay couple takes out the garbage. youtube.com/shorts/jy1cm...
Rich Man’s Refuse DC: Bob Fosse
YouTube video by Broadway Husbands
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September 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Saw a #busker tonight, playing along with an instrumental piece with complex lead guitar. He was playing the rhythm guitar bits though #whodoesthat
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If you've got a half hour to spare, here's a deep dive on what, if anything, makes humans special, from a scientific perspective. Plus, some of it's pretty funny: youtu.be/TguGjJ4cU2c?...
Humans ARE NOT Special...We're RARE
YouTube video by Gutsick Gibbon
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September 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I made a video thing again, on Tha YouTOOB. It's more of me explaining what I'm doing, but also asking what you'd like to see. So what would you like to see? youtu.be/mdw5F2WmVP4
It's Like I'm Figuring it Out as I Go
YouTube video by Noted Curmudgeon
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August 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Last Week Tonight on what the My Pillow Guy has been up to.

Just thought I'd share. There's a bit buried about halfway in that sums up some core elements of my comedy philosophy
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Mike Lindell & MyStore: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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August 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
#funfact sometimes #migraine pre-drome symptoms can feel like being at a public pool during family swim time, but not in a fun way.
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I've decided to start doing a thing, on YouTOOBS. I'll also probably start streaming on Twitch. This is me, half-ass-ed-ly explain what I think I'm up to, and my look alone makes me a certified Curmudgeon. Whether or not I wind up being Noted remains to be seen. youtu.be/4HFOvnA_7lU?...
Introduction To ME
YouTube video by Noted Curmudgeon
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August 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I've had this song stuck in my head today, so I thought all of you should too. Remember when all we had to worry about was Jazz Fever? RachelBloom youtu.be/nKXC2ZCmMwU?...
Jazz Fever (feat. Seth Green) - Rachel Bloom
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff
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August 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One of the few non-asian, non-all-female bands I've loved lately is #Durry, a Midwestern brother and sister duo who started doing stuff during the lockdowns: youtu.be/X5sBJI1pQCQ...
Durry - This Movie Sucks (Official Music Video)
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August 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My roommate used our cases of almond milk to build a rig to play #MTG cards online. I'm now using these as hostages to get him to go to #Costco with me
August 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When you buy a Canada Day T-shirt from a dollar store a week after Canada Day, it should at least have the common courtesy to be misspelled #Canadaproblems
July 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
#ProTip Vinegar can clean anything and destroy other odors. #EvenMoreProTip Sitting in a vinegar puddle after the lid comes off your vinegar bottle can be a uniquely painful experience
June 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just watched Mark Carney’s opening remarks at the #G7 summit. He was doing great until he mentioned trans-nationalism in front of Trump.
June 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think I've stumbled on a #supervillain origin story.
#madscience, #frikkinlasers
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2025 world's strongest handheld laser
YouTube video by styropyro
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May 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
#Ukraine now has larger aerial drones that can carry several smaller drones to a more distant battlefield. They also have sea drones that can carry and launch these larger aerial drones. So now we have drone carrier drone carrier drones.
April 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I haven't read the just released #JFKfiles, but I'm going to assume they prove my theory that he was killed by Mickey Mouse.
March 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
watching Dredd (2012) on a whim/YouTuber rec. Sign~15 mins in: "HOMELESS JUNKIE WILL DEBASE SELF FOR CREDITS". NGL, got an LOL. Kinda mood.
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I just got a #spamcall where the bot's opener was "Hello, Immigrant." I'd say that applies to 90% of North Americans
March 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM