Tim Schwaegler
@theschweeg.bsky.social
Sr. Producer @khou, Lone Star Emmy Award winner. My opinions are my own and sometimes there are jokes
Tonight at 8pm. A great lineup and for only $2 a ticket
The Secret Group in Houston
Link: www.eventbrite.com/e/2-bill-two...
The Secret Group in Houston
Link: www.eventbrite.com/e/2-bill-two...
October 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tonight at 8pm. A great lineup and for only $2 a ticket
The Secret Group in Houston
Link: www.eventbrite.com/e/2-bill-two...
The Secret Group in Houston
Link: www.eventbrite.com/e/2-bill-two...
Doing a really fun show tonight. Great lineup. If I don’t know you, come through and say hi.
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Doing a really fun show tonight. Great lineup. If I don’t know you, come through and say hi.
I’m still here. Still bad at social media
May 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m still here. Still bad at social media
Booked on 2 shows this week. First one is tonight.
Tickets are only $5.
So come out if you’re a stranger in Houston and want to have some fun.
www.eventbrite.com/e/dexters-la...
Tickets are only $5.
So come out if you’re a stranger in Houston and want to have some fun.
www.eventbrite.com/e/dexters-la...
March 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Booked on 2 shows this week. First one is tonight.
Tickets are only $5.
So come out if you’re a stranger in Houston and want to have some fun.
www.eventbrite.com/e/dexters-la...
Tickets are only $5.
So come out if you’re a stranger in Houston and want to have some fun.
www.eventbrite.com/e/dexters-la...
Hmmm. If you are allowed to unlap yourself during a safety car, maybe it shouldn’t be okay to then dive into the pits. #f1 #australiagrandprix
March 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hmmm. If you are allowed to unlap yourself during a safety car, maybe it shouldn’t be okay to then dive into the pits. #f1 #australiagrandprix
Reupping because this buttholeless film just won an Oscar
How can an animated film starring a cat win a golden globe when we didn’t see its butthole even once?
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reupping because this buttholeless film just won an Oscar
You can really tell which F1 teams have actual media teams for this livery reveal, because the ones who don’t, hire a guy to stand behind a DJ booth and pretend to turn knobs for waaaay too long.
February 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You can really tell which F1 teams have actual media teams for this livery reveal, because the ones who don’t, hire a guy to stand behind a DJ booth and pretend to turn knobs for waaaay too long.
Here’s a link if you want to come out. Tickets are $5 and seriously, this is a great lineup.
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-succes...
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-succes...
I’m on a thing. If I don’t know you, maybe come check it out.
February 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Here’s a link if you want to come out. Tickets are $5 and seriously, this is a great lineup.
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-succes...
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-succes...
I’m on a thing. If I don’t know you, maybe come check it out.
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m on a thing. If I don’t know you, maybe come check it out.
How can an animated film starring a cat win a golden globe when we didn’t see its butthole even once?
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How can an animated film starring a cat win a golden globe when we didn’t see its butthole even once?
Whoever produced The Golden Globes did a fantastic job. Interesting nuggets about presenters/winners. And I love the big crowd shot with the locators during the reading of the nominees.
January 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Whoever produced The Golden Globes did a fantastic job. Interesting nuggets about presenters/winners. And I love the big crowd shot with the locators during the reading of the nominees.
Looking for ridiculous comments so I can quote repost with “accurate” and “no lies detected”
December 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Looking for ridiculous comments so I can quote repost with “accurate” and “no lies detected”
You’ll have to imagine the smells for yourself
December 18, 2024 at 7:29 PM
You’ll have to imagine the smells for yourself
In the Houston area, there’s a BBQ place that just recently got a Michelin star. Today, we see what that’s all about
December 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
In the Houston area, there’s a BBQ place that just recently got a Michelin star. Today, we see what that’s all about
Some of the worst parts of my job are the kinds of accounts I have to follow and interact with. On the other platform, the algorithm thinks I want to see all kinds of messed up things. So I intend to keep this place clean
December 4, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Some of the worst parts of my job are the kinds of accounts I have to follow and interact with. On the other platform, the algorithm thinks I want to see all kinds of messed up things. So I intend to keep this place clean
Just ate an entire pie
Anyone sick of thanksgiving food yet? #leftovers
December 1, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Just ate an entire pie
Anyone sick of thanksgiving food yet? #leftovers
December 1, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Anyone sick of thanksgiving food yet? #leftovers
Out grinding tonight
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Out grinding tonight
A week later: Influencer Drowns in Mansion Pool Filled with $1,000,000 worth of sauce
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 PM
A week later: Influencer Drowns in Mansion Pool Filled with $1,000,000 worth of sauce
Always thankful for the little gas station videos 🙏🙏🙏
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Always thankful for the little gas station videos 🙏🙏🙏
What an incredible time! Thank you @mariabamford.bsky.social hope to chat again in the future!
November 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
What an incredible time! Thank you @mariabamford.bsky.social hope to chat again in the future!
Fight stream not holding up. I guess it’s back to The Great British Baking Show.
November 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Fight stream not holding up. I guess it’s back to The Great British Baking Show.
I’m definitely going to get suckered into watching this Tyson v. Paul fight, aren’t I?
November 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I’m definitely going to get suckered into watching this Tyson v. Paul fight, aren’t I?
