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Amelia Carhartt
@theschwall.bsky.social
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I said I was here for a good time not a long time but the universe didn't listen
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They actually did it
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Gaku's famous quote "Ooh a little something for me" from the video game The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy written in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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The White Groverhaus
the white house being torn apart by an excavator
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This is the same rhetorical nonsense that anti gun control people pull all the time. "oh you called it a clip and not a magazine you don't know shit about guns so therefore your opinions on gun regulation are invalid"
bluesky reply chain first poster, @thedanklarlk.bsky.social, replying the second poster, @dystopiabreaker.xyz: I was using search engines before your were born, kiddo. I understand AI just fine. second poster: what does layer 19 of llama-3.1 do and is layernorm applied before or after softmax attention and why first poster: What does any of that have to do with you confusing ChatGPT for a human being? second poster: you do not understand AI at all, let alone "just fine"
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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that meme where the guy from invincible looks at something and says look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power and the thing he is looking at is slenderman saying collect my pages and the guy from invincible is achenar from myst
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Why did Farm Merge Valley make this cow look at this corn like it's a porn and she just unzipped someone's pants and the corn is a boner and she's shocked at the size of it
icon from Discord activities for farm merge valley with a cow looking awed at a corn cob
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Now that I'm done putting Sabin from FFVI about to suplex the 2-6-0 Mogul from Railroad Tycoon Deluxe in my hometown it's time to go around the world to the various Red Rocks and add baboons #CavesOfQud
screenshot of wplace showing pixel art of a baboon from caves of qud drawn near Red Rock, AZ
August 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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In no particular order and subject to change as I think of other games (I've already swapped out 3 games 25 years is a long time)
A list of 10 games I consider the best to come out in the 21st century: Rock Band 3 Mass Effect Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater Crusader Kings II BattleTech XCOM 2 Caves of Qud Dark Souls Disco Elysium The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
June 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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the sickos man from the onion political cartoons staring through a window and saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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tfw she sucks u dry
a screenshot from the hundred line last defense academy of a mummified corpse that's had all of its blood sucked out. the corpse has a terrified look on its face
June 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Okay I might be coming around on The Hundred Line Last Defense Academy a little bit
A screenshot from The Hundred Line Last Defense Academy where Takumi must make a choice. The choice is "Kill the Baby?" and the choices are yes and no
May 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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You can tell the different routes in Hundred Line are written by different people because sometimes you get on a route and the writing suddenly gets like way way funnier
Screenshot from Hundred Line where Takumi is looking at Kurara thinking "Some kind of transcendental insult that'll instantly push her over the edge!" and a single dialogue option for the player to pick that is "Your curry tastes like poop from a butt"
May 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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This is a real choice in Hundred Line. By the way.
A screenshot from The Hundred Line Last Defense Academy of Takumi deciding between Meat or Fish
May 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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where i'm at with hundred line
a cartoon lawyer say your honor, the hundred line last defense academy and the judge sentences him to death
May 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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To be perfectly clear about the Oblivion remaster situation: this is what Microsoft said to an employee who they fired for speaking out about them helping Israel commit genocide during their 50th anniversary event: www.theverge.com/news/644769/...
“Earlier today, you interrupted a speech by Microsoft AI CEO Mustafa Suleyman during the Company’s 50th anniversary event in Redmond, Seattle, by yelling and finger-pointing at the CEO before a live audience of thousands of attendees, and making hostile, unprovoked, and highly inappropriate accusations against the CEO, the Company and Microsoft generally,” the email to Ibtihal Aboussad says. “While the CEO remained calm and attempted to de-escalate the matter, your conduct was so aggressive that you had to be escorted out of the room by security.” Aboussad was fired today by Microsoft Canada, while Agrawal was dismissed shortly after putting in her two weeks’ notice before the Friday protest, according to an email seen by The Verge. Both protestors are associated with No Azure for Apartheid, a group of Microsoft employees rallying against the company’s contracts with Israel. “The company has concluded that your misconduct was designed to gain notoriety and cause maximum disruption to this highly anticipated event,” the email to Aboussad reads. “It is also concerning that you have not apologized to the company, and in fact you have shown no remorse for the effect that your actions have had and will have.”
April 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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City of Heroes was ahead of its time
An image captioned "Ah yes, the three genders:" with images of the three options for body type in the 2004 MMORPG City of Heroes, Male, Female, and Huge. The huge body type is reminiscent of characters such as the Incredible Hulk.
April 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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the latest meme that's taking everywhere by storm of a face (in this case, josh gad's face) stretched out with the caption BOSS! EGGJAND ROLLER OR WHAT?
April 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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It's gay nuns night with the discord lesbians and the party is going great #misericorde
the meme of the person standing in the corner at a party but everyone is wearing a nun's veil and the person in the corner is thinking "they don't know i'm investigating the murder of catherine ii" the image of the dog beating a guy at chess and looking back at the camera but the dog has moira from misericorde's face superimposed over it and the guy the dog is beating at chess is adela from misericorde
April 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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megamind leaning into the camera and asking "jerf off?"
April 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is the press release for the project. It is some of the most press release ever but importantly it has Gustaf Westman talking about the piece: feeld.co/news/feeld-g...
“The bed design was really grounded in the idea of unlimited possibilities. A bed is about so much more than just sleep," shares Gustaf. "This experience is so different from a typical bed that people will question whether it's even a bed at all. And that's sort of the point. We designed features that embrace everything that happens in bed - like a built-in TV, two adjustable mirrors, and free space on the bedframe that allows for endless possibilities, letting you add gadgets and accessories to suit whatever you want to use the bed for."
March 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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RIP to Chuck Schumer's social media person
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Finished episode 1 of #ofthedevil and I love AD-84 so much
the image of the bimbo finding a book on the ground but the book is a law dictionary and the bimbo turns into Adjutant AD-84 from Of The Devil who is a robotic judge designed to look like a woman with long blond hair. AD-84 has a quizzical expression and her glasses have question marks over her eyes
February 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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wow a @friends-table.bsky.social reference in crusader kings 3
An image of the Duchy of Corsica on the map in Crusader Kings 3
February 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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This sultan was born at the exact moment Emeril Lagasse said BAM and everyone got so fuckin stoked they threw a rager #cavesofqud
The Caves of Qud interface showing information about one of the randomly generated historical figures in the game: One night under the Beetle Moon in Arsimrod, a healthy child was born to the sultan at Sheppar Mesh. At the moment of his birth, a famous cook completed his work on a legendary pinch of salt, and in celebration the people drank themselves into stupors. The babe was named Girad, but the people called him Saltborn.
February 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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picture of a man looking distraught while standing in front of four clocks with the caption "WHAT ABOUT MY FOUR CLOCKS?"
January 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM