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Scarby
@thescarby.bsky.social
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If you give a man a match, he’ll be warm for a minute. If you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Video games, cooking, motorcycles, witchcraft.
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Clerks over Dogma? No First Wives Club?! The stand-up specials shouldn’t count! The Mask is funnier than Ace Ventura. Addams Family Values is ICONIC. There needed to be more parodies: Black Dynamite, The Replacements, Galaxy Quest, Blades of Glory! AND NO MUPPETS?!?

I’m livid. Horrible list.
A reporter holds a microphone up to a trash can, as if interviewing it. The bold text reads “Anything else?”
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I swear to the gods, my work is a cult.

IYKYK
A mediocre drawing of a turtle on a whiteboard. The turtle has its head cut off, with graphic but cartoony gore.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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North Hollywood Interfaith Food Pantry out here on the west coast!
A payment receipt for a $50 donation to the North Hollywood Interfaith Food Pantry
October 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Sorry, it’s “Everyone is twelve now”
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I really like Life of a Showgirl. “Ruin the Friendship” felt like a vintage ‘90s country song twist ending. I like that. “Eldest Daughter” hits pretty hard for me. “Wood” and “Honey” round out the top for me after 2 listens through.
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Every time an animal gets run over, a Clown gets its hammer!!
A multicolor shot of scary clowns gathering with large mallet at a haunt event
September 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

If Rhea brings back-up, I think I’ll be ok!!
August 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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This horrible statue of William Bedford Forrest is actually good bc he was a Confederate. It is the only Confederate statue we should leave up.
August 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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You know your Beyoncé #CowboyCarter outfit fucking EATS when all the gays stop you to tell you so.
A woman is outside with the sun behind her head. She is wearing a black cowboy hat trimmed with lime green rhinestone fringe. She is wearing black glasses and a black mask trimmed in the same lime green rhinestone trim as the hat. She is wearing a black dress, but the photo cuts off at her shoulders.
April 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Y’all, I’m seeing Beyoncé in less than 36 hours!!
Lime green cowboy boots, a black cowboy hat blinged out with lime green rhinestone fringe, and a matching fringed clear purse.
April 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A parody of the “Don’t Tread on Me” snake flag (black text on yellow background) featuring a secretary bird in trans colors (white, pink, and blue) stomping a snake to death like they do in the wild.
April 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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A black burned piece of wood with embers still glowing around an oval whole in the center. It looks like red-hot lady parts!
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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THE THINGS I WOULD LET HIM DO TO ME WITHOUT A SAFE WORD…
Actor Shemar Moore smiles at the camera at a media event. He is an attractive Black man with a medium skin tone and a well-filled goatee and clear frame glasses. He is wearing a black suit with a black shirt mostly unbuttoned. He is STUNNING.
April 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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When I was a teen, I knew I wanted to not get married, not have kids, and have adventures.

Now I’m closing in on 40, sipping wine and smoking weed on balcony in L.A., watching the sunset.

We’ve had some bumps, but our trajectory is dead-on.
A photograph of a sunset in LA. The foreground of trees are barely lit, silhouetted against the colors of the sky. From the bottom it fades from gold to yellow, and from the top blue bleeds into the yellow. The wispy clouds glow coral, peach, pink, and lavender.
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Favorite numbers!!
A car dashboard shows that it is 69 degrees Fahrenheit and shows a trip odometer of 42.0 miles. The car is safely in park!
April 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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How happy I am that I’m done with my taxes and I did the free file. Fuck TurboTax.

(I store my important docs and pictures in the same place. Yes, that’s me. I’ve always been a showstopper!)
A real professional baby portrait of The Scarby. She is a chubby baby with a big open-mouth smile. Two teeth are poking out. She’s got big brown eyes and dark brown curls pulled back with white ribbons. She has on a navy blue dress with a wide, white collar and matching white puffed sleeves. It’s a great baby picture.
March 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I think they meant the Harley!! 😂 Can definitely pull a trailer better than a Cybertruck!
March 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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IMPORTANT VENTURE BROS QUESTION!!

Why are the episodes on Netflix in a different order than the episodes on my box set DVDs?

Is @netflix.com wrong? Is my box set a fake? Can @jacksonpublick.bsky.social or @doc-hammer.bsky.social shine any light on this?
The dvd liner for the Venture Bros complete series box set. It lists the episodes in order and what discs they are on. It is orange text on a mottled black background. A screen grab of the Netflix menu for selecting Venture Bros Season 1. The episodes are in a different order than the DVD list. A screen grab of the Netflix menu for selecting Venture Bros Season 1. The episodes are in a different order than the DVD list. A screen grab of the Netflix menu for selecting Venture Bros Season 1. The episodes are in a different order than the DVD list.
March 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Menu
Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?
February 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I’M GONNA SEE BEYONCÉ!!

I’M GONNA SEE BEYONCÉ!!

I’M GONNA SEE BEYONCÉ!!
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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MY GORLS i need you!!

I have purchased these amazing belts to go with the DIVINE cowboy boots my mom got me for Christmas.

Now I need chunky lime green jewelry. I need ideas for real retailers or small businesses. Brick & mortar or online. No Amazon, no Temu. Any tips?
Detailed shimmery lime green cowboy ankle boots with two different belts that match. One belt is skinny and solid green, the other is wider and a black and green snake pattern.
February 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Ticketmaster virtual queue is utter bullshit. Trying to buy Beyoncé tix on the Verizon presale that is linked to my account and the “Waiting Room” won’t load Bo matter what browser or app I use.

Ticketmaster is FUCKING TRASH.
A browser window that won’t load a defective site by Ticketmaster
February 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I know right?
A real and adorable green toad appears to be using a toy vacuum cleaner. The caption reads: Me doing my stupid little tasks as the world crumbles
February 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I grew up on these streets
A screen grab from the NES game Maniac Mansion. Three teens standing in the front yard of a home. The text says “Ok! This looks like the mansion.”
January 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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A strange and chubby creature relaxes in a forest at nighttime. The overlying text reads: type of shit I’ve been on lately
January 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM