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thesassiestsammy.bsky.social
@thesassiestsammy.bsky.social
28 | The “cool mom” | Gamer | Aquarius | Chronically Online
✨Live, Laugh, Lobotomy ✨
Does anyone else have imaginary arguments in their head or do I just like… need a hug?
May 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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fuck you, pay me
May 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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imagine hating on me and im just at home hating on me
May 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
God I miss MySpace
May 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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So I’m sitting there, cum on my titties
April 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can do hard things
April 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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its think of me thursday r u thinking of me
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I act like I’m being shot at every time I open a biscuit can.
April 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The twilight saga is being added to Netflix on May 1st and that’s the only thing keeping me going.
April 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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i have a crush on you
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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when i say i’m bricked up i’m referring to legos
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Boobs are so cool.
April 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hate people that are hard to stay mad at. Because fuck, I’m trying to be a bad bitch and you’re making me all soft and forgiving. Foh. 😒
April 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Just laughed so hard I cried at my own joke
April 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You ever crash out so bad you cringe at yourself as you’re crashing out?
April 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
…So anyways, I started blasting.
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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what disney character do y’all think has the highest kill count
April 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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not now sweetie the walls are closing in on mommy
April 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Doing kinky stuff in bed rn
(I’m playing Tetris)
April 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Knees weak,
Balls are heavy,
Or whatever Eminem said.
April 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Love a good cry session
April 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me if you even care
Tulip Nap 🌷💤
April 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM