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Sir Bowen
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"One Of Us Dies Today Demon..."
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent Eliminated By My Blade.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
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SIR BOWEN IS... currently at the store?
a man in a chain mail armor is pushing a shopping cart in a store
ALT: a man in a chain mail armor is pushing a shopping cart in a store
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"I shall deal with him... You continue your AMA child..."
June 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OMEGA

alr I've been brainstorming... Who wants to see a solo between Sir Bowen and Samsonite? I'm calling it "Confessing your sins."
June 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Why are you even here... Do you seek shelter or something...?" [He's getting tired already.]
".....Since whowhatzit?"

("....Mr. dad? what a stupid name..")

Rolling her eyes. clearly she's not taking him too seriously.

"Uh huh..."
"Hmph... A stubborn one." [He'd cross his arms.] "In my time the stubborn ones were executed... But please you must leave... Mr.Dad hasn't allowed guests since Detective Lumpkin."
June 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Hmph... A stubborn one." [He'd cross his arms.] "In my time the stubborn ones were executed... But please you must leave... Mr.Dad hasn't allowed guests since Detective Lumpkin."
"...I've made worse decisions."

...Not elaborating further.
"What on earth are you doing here young one..." [He'd retract the blade.] "This isn't the place for you."
June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"What on earth are you doing here young one..." [He'd retract the blade.] "This isn't the place for you."
...Surprisingly, not a child. she's just short.

"....Uuuh... hi..?" (💧)
@theghostfriend.bsky.social

[Sir Bowen was currently staring at a mirror. His golden mask gleaming in the moonlight as he heard a door open nearby... The Knight summoned his blank white blade smoking with the fire of God as he went to investigate but all he found was a... child?]
June 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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OMEGA

Two Bandwagons :0 :0 :0 :0 :0
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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OMEGA

do it or I'll send Samsonite on u.
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OMEGA

Two Bandwagons :0 :0 :0 :0 :0
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OMEGA

do it or I'll send Samsonite on u.
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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OMEGA

It's about time I made this... I MADE A WRITERS LIST! :D
June 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
OMEGA

It's about time I made this... I MADE A WRITERS LIST! :D
June 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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𝐊𝐄𝐘

Today was a very big day for Oasis. I won’t go into detail as to what happened or what’s going on because it’s not my business to say.

However, if you guys can just wish her well, that would mean the absolute world to me, and I’m sure it’d mean the absolute world to her too.

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June 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"I've been told it's made its way here and I need to put it down..."
"No I haven't. Why?"
"I'm sorry for your loss... Truly I am..." [Sir Bowen crossed his arms.] "Have you heard of a creature... Known as Smiling Sam?"
June 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"I'm sorry for your loss... Truly I am..." [Sir Bowen crossed his arms.] "Have you heard of a creature... Known as Smiling Sam?"
"I accidentally killed him and my mother when my powers manifested when I turned 3...."
[Sir Bowen then looked down.] "What has happened to your father...? Did he pass on?"
June 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
[Sir Bowen then looked down.] "What has happened to your father...? Did he pass on?"
June 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"You're father might been a decendant of the Knight... I am not too sure."
"I see. That probably wasn't my father then."
"There was a man back in my time... Called Himself 'Nightingale.'" [Sir Bowen then thought to himself.] "He was one of the first to fall to Smiling Sam..."
June 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"There was a man back in my time... Called Himself 'Nightingale.'" [Sir Bowen then thought to himself.] "He was one of the first to fall to Smiling Sam..."
"Hm? What exactly do you mean by that?"
"It's a pleasure... And Nightingale you say... I believe I remember that name."
June 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"It's a pleasure... And Nightingale you say... I believe I remember that name."
"I see. I'm Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. Of the Nightingale empire."
"I am Sir Bowen... One Of the Crusaders from 1191 A.D... I've been reborn into your time after sensing that HE. returned."
June 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"I am Sir Bowen... One Of the Crusaders from 1191 A.D... I've been reborn into your time after sensing that HE. returned."
June 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
OMEGA
June 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
OMEGA
June 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[There he stood... The Holy Knight reborn into the Modern Century... Sir Bowen... Wandering through a morning forest the suns glow making his armour shine... His shallow breath the only sound in the forest... He'd begin searching for any sign of the Demon... Searching for signs of Uncle Samsonite.]
June 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
[The Knight just silently shrugged.] "I'm not aware of anything..."
June 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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SIR BOWEN IS... currently at the store?
a man in a chain mail armor is pushing a shopping cart in a store
ALT: a man in a chain mail armor is pushing a shopping cart in a store
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM