The Same James
@thesamejames.bsky.social
Philadelphia/Delco, old
I see guys moving a piano. I see a puddle. I "know" they're all tumbling into it at some point. I've watched too many Three Stooges shorts.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I see guys moving a piano. I see a puddle. I "know" they're all tumbling into it at some point. I've watched too many Three Stooges shorts.
Grok: That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your hoes.
Everyone: Epic burn.
Everyone: Epic burn.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Grok: That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your hoes.
Everyone: Epic burn.
Everyone: Epic burn.
We'll probably see the first AI State of the Union. Ronald Reagan and JFK will high five him at the end.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We'll probably see the first AI State of the Union. Ronald Reagan and JFK will high five him at the end.
In six hours he'll be posting that Mamdani was begging him to send ICE to NYC.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In six hours he'll be posting that Mamdani was begging him to send ICE to NYC.
Marbles in the overhead have been classified as terrorism.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Marbles in the overhead have been classified as terrorism.
The first World Series was played in 1903, the same year as the Wright brothers first flight. The Phillies won their first World Series in 1980, eleven years after the moon landing.
(The first Tour de France was also in 1903. The Phillies have never won one.)
(The first Tour de France was also in 1903. The Phillies have never won one.)
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The first World Series was played in 1903, the same year as the Wright brothers first flight. The Phillies won their first World Series in 1980, eleven years after the moon landing.
(The first Tour de France was also in 1903. The Phillies have never won one.)
(The first Tour de France was also in 1903. The Phillies have never won one.)
Baseball pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander was portrayed in a movie by Ronald Reagan. So he was named after and portrayed by a US president.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Baseball pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander was portrayed in a movie by Ronald Reagan. So he was named after and portrayed by a US president.
The vodka "promotion" seems consistent with how his football team treated their cheerleaders in the 80s.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Donald Trump's football team was accused of treating its cheerleaders "like hookers"
"I've never been involved with anything so shabby before," the team's choreographer said.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The vodka "promotion" seems consistent with how his football team treated their cheerleaders in the 80s.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
In 2008 a nude 17 year-old was pushing Trump vodka at a Super Bowl party.
www.tmz.com/2008/03/18/t...
www.tmz.com/2008/03/18/t...
Trump Spreads Fertilizer in Vodka Scandal
Breathe in hard, and you'll catch a whiff of the s**t smell wafting through Donald Trump's office.
www.tmz.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In 2008 a nude 17 year-old was pushing Trump vodka at a Super Bowl party.
www.tmz.com/2008/03/18/t...
www.tmz.com/2008/03/18/t...
One of my teachers, Fr Atkinson, is being considered for sainthood and I actually talked baseball with him. So, if he were to be canonized I would have talked baseball with a saint.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
One of my teachers, Fr Atkinson, is being considered for sainthood and I actually talked baseball with him. So, if he were to be canonized I would have talked baseball with a saint.
I went to an Augustinian HS and Villanova was like our sister school. Easily half of my teachers went there.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I went to an Augustinian HS and Villanova was like our sister school. Easily half of my teachers went there.
One of the guys I went to the 1980 Phillies parade with is friends with the Pope. Probably know a lot of people in common.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
One of the guys I went to the 1980 Phillies parade with is friends with the Pope. Probably know a lot of people in common.
It really is the mockumentary administration, but with horrible real world consequences.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It really is the mockumentary administration, but with horrible real world consequences.
I heard her talk about going to HS with Steve Goodman in an interview.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I heard her talk about going to HS with Steve Goodman in an interview.
So...an echo, without the bunnymen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So...an echo, without the bunnymen.
Slick Willie Sutton escaped from Eastern in 1945.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Slick Willie Sutton escaped from Eastern in 1945.
Putting a hat on a bed is bad luck. A loaded shotgun is too.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Putting a hat on a bed is bad luck. A loaded shotgun is too.
Noo...it wasn't me... it was them...
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Noo...it wasn't me... it was them...
I wonder if Nuzzi knew Joan Didion's Corvette was actually yellow when she bought the white Mustang convertible.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I wonder if Nuzzi knew Joan Didion's Corvette was actually yellow when she bought the white Mustang convertible.
"Where's my Nobel?"
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Where's my Nobel?"
His name was actually John, but his handwriting was so sloppy...
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
His name was actually John, but his handwriting was so sloppy...
Pepperdine was where he announced he was leaving the special counsel position to go to. He was dissuaded of course.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pepperdine was where he announced he was leaving the special counsel position to go to. He was dissuaded of course.
I wonder if this is the same girlfriend the Sunday Mirror wrote about being delivered to Trump by "Madam Maxwell" in 1997.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I wonder if this is the same girlfriend the Sunday Mirror wrote about being delivered to Trump by "Madam Maxwell" in 1997.
And Trump made the lawyers who negotiated the pass on Epstein's behalf, his own lawyers when he was impeached.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
And Trump made the lawyers who negotiated the pass on Epstein's behalf, his own lawyers when he was impeached.