TheSalzerEffect
@thesalzereffect.bsky.social
He/Him Pan/bi polyam package handler, pro wrestling ring announcer, podcaster, dad, not necessarily in that order. Wannabe voice guy. DM me for booking opportunities.
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Donate to my LEGO fund: https://venmo.com/u/TheSalzerEffect
Moosus approves of Kitty Town Coffee! Kittytowncoffee.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Moosus approves of Kitty Town Coffee! Kittytowncoffee.com
Do yourself a favor and make your cinnamon rolls in your waffle maker
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Do yourself a favor and make your cinnamon rolls in your waffle maker
I’m wearing a crop top in public. Be proud of me. (Thanks @femboysando.bsky.social )
July 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m wearing a crop top in public. Be proud of me. (Thanks @femboysando.bsky.social )
What is likely the last update in this thread:
July 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What is likely the last update in this thread:
Update update: “It’s your fault, but here’s $20”
July 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Update update: “It’s your fault, but here’s $20”
Wellp, this is 43
July 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Wellp, this is 43
Update: fuck me, I guess
July 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Update: fuck me, I guess
The laptop has now decided that it won’t actually send signal to the other monitor unless the HDMI cable is tilting the port as high as possible. If I move that can I lose audio and video. Fucking laptop…
July 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The laptop has now decided that it won’t actually send signal to the other monitor unless the HDMI cable is tilting the port as high as possible. If I move that can I lose audio and video. Fucking laptop…
Wellp, ima die today
June 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Wellp, ima die today
I bought a crop top…
June 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I bought a crop top…
Pride fit! See you in Providence, maybe?
June 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Pride fit! See you in Providence, maybe?
Back on my bullshit. (My tummy hurts)
June 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Back on my bullshit. (My tummy hurts)
I mowed the lawn. Please clap.
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I mowed the lawn. Please clap.
It’s a simple bicep workout with dumbbells but the pump is kinda bonkers
May 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s a simple bicep workout with dumbbells but the pump is kinda bonkers
But I can poach a damn egg!
May 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
But I can poach a damn egg!
My coffee was a horrified gummy bear this morning
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My coffee was a horrified gummy bear this morning
The theatre geek in me is freaking out right now.
April 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The theatre geek in me is freaking out right now.
If anyone can figure out this build from this pic alone I will be impressed.
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If anyone can figure out this build from this pic alone I will be impressed.
I think Max approves of the new tunnel
March 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think Max approves of the new tunnel
There was a mystery cat on the deck. When I tell you I’ve never heard James make such noises…
March 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There was a mystery cat on the deck. When I tell you I’ve never heard James make such noises…
TONIGHT! Proving Ground presents Natural Born Killers LIVE for the Black Box Theatre in Peabody, MA! Come on out!!
March 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
TONIGHT! Proving Ground presents Natural Born Killers LIVE for the Black Box Theatre in Peabody, MA! Come on out!!