President Trump is asking healthcare insurance providers to cease external communication. What is Trump spending all of his money on that he has to keep soaking it up from the dying people of our county? Tanning oil? Hair spray?

Omg, you guys @elonmusk liked my post. But if he is using his left hand to like me on social media…what could he be doing with his right hand?

Hey! @elonmusk liked my post. I think he got me pregnant! Shall we name the baby with a series of numbers and the letter X??

Wait. Sorry, I am only just getting this. Trump made an NFT? And it’s worthless?? How does he continue to survive? Who are these people who keep working for him? Hasn’t he burned it all down? Not referring to the fires a few miles from my house at all. Seriously. HOOOOOOW????

I went to the Bryan Johnson “Don’t Die Summit” today. Spoiler! I did not die.

I like the name of this platform. The South African is terrible at naming things. Children, rocket launching companies and social media platforms. Just a glorified car salesman and now he runs our country. I WANT TO TWEET!!! Nobody can make the name of the other platform into a verb. So lame!