The Saddest Sad Boi
@thesaddestsadboi.bsky.social
I-I-I-I.... *Blushes* *Drools*
October 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I-I-I-I.... *Blushes* *Drools*
I—uh.... I think I need to try them all out before making the decision. Need to make sure I've chosen the right one, ya know? 🥵🥵🥵
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I—uh.... I think I need to try them all out before making the decision. Need to make sure I've chosen the right one, ya know? 🥵🥵🥵
AND PROUD! I like my men taller than me and bigger than me! And being short makes it easy!
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
AND PROUD! I like my men taller than me and bigger than me! And being short makes it easy!
Act* no idea why it autocorrected....
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Act* no idea why it autocorrected....
"Their" as if you're not 5'5. Actually your height, my love. 🙄🙄🙄
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"Their" as if you're not 5'5. Actually your height, my love. 🙄🙄🙄
My turn? 🥺🥺🥺
September 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My turn? 🥺🥺🥺
Well, which hole would you prefer? 😏😏😏
August 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well, which hole would you prefer? 😏😏😏
I mean, if you're getting cold, I've got a warm place for a certain appendage. 😜😜😜
August 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I mean, if you're getting cold, I've got a warm place for a certain appendage. 😜😜😜
He's busy at the moment. 😘😘😘
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He's busy at the moment. 😘😘😘
'Cause what? You'd stare at it and drool? Likely. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
'Cause what? You'd stare at it and drool? Likely. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Don't you start something with me, mutt. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
August 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Don't you start something with me, mutt. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
The gaslighting is so real right now.
August 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The gaslighting is so real right now.
Look at who we're talking about. 💀💀💀
August 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Look at who we're talking about. 💀💀💀
You know him. He'd deny it. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
August 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You know him. He'd deny it. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
No, he actually DID say that over the phone. 💀💀💀
August 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No, he actually DID say that over the phone. 💀💀💀
Didn't hear you complaining. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
August 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Didn't hear you complaining. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Hey, leave me outta this. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hey, leave me outta this. 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Adorable as always.
August 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Adorable as always.
HALF TRUTHS!? BOI! So much for "I always have time for that ass." 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
August 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
HALF TRUTHS!? BOI! So much for "I always have time for that ass." 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
You were offered ass this morning. But NOOOOOOO! You had to "work". 🙄🙄🙄
August 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You were offered ass this morning. But NOOOOOOO! You had to "work". 🙄🙄🙄
Please do. 😜😜😜
August 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Please do. 😜😜😜
If I bite it, it's mine. 😁😁😁
August 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If I bite it, it's mine. 😁😁😁
Sounds like you're playing victim again in order to stir the pot. Again.... 🙄🙄🙄
August 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sounds like you're playing victim again in order to stir the pot. Again.... 🙄🙄🙄