ryan
@theryanmaxwell.bsky.social
I am human. I am not very good at existing.
I’m so tired of him.
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’m so tired of him.
Snyderbros are the MAGAs of superhero fandom.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Snyderbros are the MAGAs of superhero fandom.
Five Finger Dick Punch
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Five Finger Dick Punch
Today marks 3 years of no alcohol for me.
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Today marks 3 years of no alcohol for me.
It can’t rain all the time.
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It can’t rain all the time.
We are hope despite the times.
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We are hope despite the times.
In these uncertain times, what I believe the world needs most is for Lou Bega to release Mambo No.6.
October 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In these uncertain times, what I believe the world needs most is for Lou Bega to release Mambo No.6.
It’s weird that I’m the same age as Avril Lavigne and Scarlett Johansson.
September 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s weird that I’m the same age as Avril Lavigne and Scarlett Johansson.
So I guess charlie kirk is the MLK JR of white supremacists?
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
So I guess charlie kirk is the MLK JR of white supremacists?
All of this over that little twerp?
September 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
All of this over that little twerp?
I’m officially tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk. Let’s move on to the next fiasco?
September 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I’m officially tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk. Let’s move on to the next fiasco?
Can reality be normal for just a few moments please?
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Can reality be normal for just a few moments please?
I got the concert crud.
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I got the concert crud.
The other day I was at Sheetz and I saw a fellow get out of his car. He had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. I then saw him bend over and I thought he was putting it out on his tire, when in reality he laid it on the tire and then went in the store. Sadly I think he was saving it for later.
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The other day I was at Sheetz and I saw a fellow get out of his car. He had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. I then saw him bend over and I thought he was putting it out on his tire, when in reality he laid it on the tire and then went in the store. Sadly I think he was saving it for later.
When he dies, the nicest thing I’ll be able to say is I don’t care.
August 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When he dies, the nicest thing I’ll be able to say is I don’t care.
Soooo was the whole Cracker Barrel thing just a publicity stunt? Because it feels like it was a publicity stunt.
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Soooo was the whole Cracker Barrel thing just a publicity stunt? Because it feels like it was a publicity stunt.
The fact that so many people are so worked up over a restaurant’s logo just proves that there a lot of stupid fucking people out there.
August 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The fact that so many people are so worked up over a restaurant’s logo just proves that there a lot of stupid fucking people out there.
I would love to see Mark Hamill as The Joker in live action in some form. I know he’s pretty old for the part at this point, but still.
August 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I would love to see Mark Hamill as The Joker in live action in some form. I know he’s pretty old for the part at this point, but still.
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
August 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
Weird Al should definitely be in The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.
August 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Weird Al should definitely be in The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.
Sometimes I just want to hide from the world.
August 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sometimes I just want to hide from the world.
Do they still make novelizations of movies?
August 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Do they still make novelizations of movies?
So if Disney owns 20th Century Fox, does that mean Mrs. Doubtfire is now a Disney princess?
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So if Disney owns 20th Century Fox, does that mean Mrs. Doubtfire is now a Disney princess?
Have all these conservative weirdos fawning over Sydney Sweeney like she is some sort of gift from their anti-woke overlords not seen her movie Immaculate?
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Have all these conservative weirdos fawning over Sydney Sweeney like she is some sort of gift from their anti-woke overlords not seen her movie Immaculate?