theryanfergus
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‘Cause baby I’d be satisfied forever with a couple years of this
Social media suddenly; even if momentarily, fun again
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Social media suddenly; even if momentarily, fun again
I, for one, am thrilled about the rumors of the impending new Tame Impala record being EDM-focused
June 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I, for one, am thrilled about the rumors of the impending new Tame Impala record being EDM-focused
Long live the Ghorman Front
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May 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Long live the Ghorman Front
If you mow at 6:30 on a Friday night..
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May 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you mow at 6:30 on a Friday night..
Lenny Kravitz finally starting to look old thank Christ
April 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Lenny Kravitz finally starting to look old thank Christ
Happy live-action Abby day to those who celebrate #TLOU2
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April 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happy live-action Abby day to those who celebrate #TLOU2
Slowly making my way through Red Dead 2 for probably the 3rd or 4th time and I can’t wait to kill Micah (again) tonight
April 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Slowly making my way through Red Dead 2 for probably the 3rd or 4th time and I can’t wait to kill Micah (again) tonight
When you’re the guy in the hotel lobby with advil, coffee, pepto and ginger ale laid out on a table in front of you like a goddamn workbench
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you’re the guy in the hotel lobby with advil, coffee, pepto and ginger ale laid out on a table in front of you like a goddamn workbench
Fine, I’ll watch Heat again
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January 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fine, I’ll watch Heat again
Michigan, consistently home to the most poorly appointed hotels in America.
January 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Michigan, consistently home to the most poorly appointed hotels in America.
Siri will I lose weight if I just snack on wint o green lifesavers mints (but, like, hundreds of them)
January 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Siri will I lose weight if I just snack on wint o green lifesavers mints (but, like, hundreds of them)
Kraven the refrigerator repair man
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Kraven the refrigerator repair man
Are my life events informing my haircut schedule, or is my haircut schedule informing my life events?
December 11, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Are my life events informing my haircut schedule, or is my haircut schedule informing my life events?
Went full hog on the kid’s stash when they got home and I’m now irritable and curt with my entire family as if I’d been doing rails all day and just finished licking the last trace of powder inside the baggie
November 1, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Went full hog on the kid’s stash when they got home and I’m now irritable and curt with my entire family as if I’d been doing rails all day and just finished licking the last trace of powder inside the baggie
Everyone’s got Halloween Fever we can’t get enough
October 29, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Everyone’s got Halloween Fever we can’t get enough
Monterrey taxi driver’s credit card scanner thingy wouldn’t work, and now it’s MY responsibility to figure out how to get 680 pesos wired to him?!
October 27, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Monterrey taxi driver’s credit card scanner thingy wouldn’t work, and now it’s MY responsibility to figure out how to get 680 pesos wired to him?!