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Keep the language thing going and snag a K-Pop band next year.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Keep the language thing going and snag a K-Pop band next year.
"Nkbody understands a word this guy is saying," about the 4th most common language in the world and 2nd on this continent.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
"Nkbody understands a word this guy is saying," about the 4th most common language in the world and 2nd on this continent.
IIRC the only thing they said they couldn't replicate were the bioneural gelpacks (from when they had a "cold.") The torpedoes they probably eventually figured out how to build more and get the antimatter from somewhere. There's probably an industrial replicator for parts and repairs otherwise.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
IIRC the only thing they said they couldn't replicate were the bioneural gelpacks (from when they had a "cold.") The torpedoes they probably eventually figured out how to build more and get the antimatter from somewhere. There's probably an industrial replicator for parts and repairs otherwise.
Prodigy takes place about 5 years after Voyager made it home and the Protostar had a vehicle replicator.
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Prodigy takes place about 5 years after Voyager made it home and the Protostar had a vehicle replicator.
Terminator 7: Floor Routine
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Terminator 7: Floor Routine
You know how it is, Atlanta is famously a small town and she must have just happened to be walking by at the right time.
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
You know how it is, Atlanta is famously a small town and she must have just happened to be walking by at the right time.
Oh, you mean the same Howard Lutnick who lived next door to Epstein on the Upper East Side? Like literally shared a wall? Who among us hasn't been unfairly implicated in their neighbor's crimes?
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Oh, you mean the same Howard Lutnick who lived next door to Epstein on the Upper East Side? Like literally shared a wall? Who among us hasn't been unfairly implicated in their neighbor's crimes?
We already know what he did with the other sock.
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 PM
We already know what he did with the other sock.
I would hope that the NRA and other 2A purists would see that if merely possessing a gun on the streets is justification for killing that person it's only a matter of time before that government finds a reason to come after others, but I'm not holding my breath that they'll see the obvious.
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I would hope that the NRA and other 2A purists would see that if merely possessing a gun on the streets is justification for killing that person it's only a matter of time before that government finds a reason to come after others, but I'm not holding my breath that they'll see the obvious.
Will the naughty children now get Coalie action figures for Christmas?
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Will the naughty children now get Coalie action figures for Christmas?
Interesting metaphor considering the iceberg likely originated from Greenland.
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Interesting metaphor considering the iceberg likely originated from Greenland.
Add in that after holding an elderly citizen and terrifying him for an hour, does anyone really think ICE is going to apologize and pay for the property damage? They broke the door of a man they had zero reason to bother.
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Add in that after holding an elderly citizen and terrifying him for an hour, does anyone really think ICE is going to apologize and pay for the property damage? They broke the door of a man they had zero reason to bother.
I'm not entirely sure that this administration views those Americans who are not registered Republicans as "people" at all, so if they're only looking at the Republican category then it would be true for them.
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I'm not entirely sure that this administration views those Americans who are not registered Republicans as "people" at all, so if they're only looking at the Republican category then it would be true for them.
Scott Adams saying he was going to convert to Christianity in his final days, not because his heart opened up to the Lord or anything, but he was just running with the risk/reward aspect of it, is genuinely one of the funniest things he's ever done. Jesus: "Dang, you found our loophole."
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Scott Adams saying he was going to convert to Christianity in his final days, not because his heart opened up to the Lord or anything, but he was just running with the risk/reward aspect of it, is genuinely one of the funniest things he's ever done. Jesus: "Dang, you found our loophole."
"Continue to mislead Americans about what is truly at stake, and you will learn that Americans are better at finding the truth than you are at burying it," is a killer line.
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
"Continue to mislead Americans about what is truly at stake, and you will learn that Americans are better at finding the truth than you are at burying it," is a killer line.
This is perfect as I'm the acting crown prince of Saudi Arabia and I would love to pay an EGOT winner to perform a standup set.
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This is perfect as I'm the acting crown prince of Saudi Arabia and I would love to pay an EGOT winner to perform a standup set.
It's like a reverse late-Nixon administration where his staff are ignoring the terrible things and implementing the unbelievably terrible ideas.
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It's like a reverse late-Nixon administration where his staff are ignoring the terrible things and implementing the unbelievably terrible ideas.
Crazy thought, but what if he tried not doing impeachable things?
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Crazy thought, but what if he tried not doing impeachable things?
It's actually kind of impressive that he sticks out as the worst person in the Klown show running the government.
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's actually kind of impressive that he sticks out as the worst person in the Klown show running the government.
Frank and Dean would have roughed up Miller for using them for his race hatred if they were still around.
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Frank and Dean would have roughed up Miller for using them for his race hatred if they were still around.
Lou Reed released “Walk on the Wild Side” in 1972 so he must’ve been one too.
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lou Reed released “Walk on the Wild Side” in 1972 so he must’ve been one too.
Heck, even in the 1980s my parents tried “correcting” my being a lefty. (It must’ve been short lived because I don’t remember it.) When my oldest showed signs of being left handed I was like hell yeah, he’s like me.
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Heck, even in the 1980s my parents tried “correcting” my being a lefty. (It must’ve been short lived because I don’t remember it.) When my oldest showed signs of being left handed I was like hell yeah, he’s like me.
"Known co-conspirator thinks this whole thing is overblown."
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"Known co-conspirator thinks this whole thing is overblown."
It's a joke that's been reposted for several years now. The thing they're most guilty of is stealing a joke as their own to drive engagement by having people call them stupid.
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's a joke that's been reposted for several years now. The thing they're most guilty of is stealing a joke as their own to drive engagement by having people call them stupid.
I was thinking last night about how many phrases are in the English lexicon because of Rob Reiner's work. How many times I reference Princess Bride without even thinking about it. "You wanna see a dead body?" being social media slang for "Look at this person getting owned." It's everywhere.
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I was thinking last night about how many phrases are in the English lexicon because of Rob Reiner's work. How many times I reference Princess Bride without even thinking about it. "You wanna see a dead body?" being social media slang for "Look at this person getting owned." It's everywhere.
