Just shook my keyboard out and a bunch of cocaine rained down upon my desk. I'd be grossed out if it were dead skin, so it's definitely coke.
March 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just shook my keyboard out and a bunch of cocaine rained down upon my desk. I'd be grossed out if it were dead skin, so it's definitely coke.
Why does Bsky, the normal platform not simply eat the other nazi-filled one?
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why does Bsky, the normal platform not simply eat the other nazi-filled one?
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bartender gave me that HOA face 😬
March 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bartender gave me that HOA face 😬
Was gifted this Conan Funko a few years ago and any time I bump my desk or something ever so slight happens, he falls. Something about how he's built, too top heavy, not strong enough legs, too tall...that hair? I dunno how he functions as a human with these same proportions 😬
February 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Was gifted this Conan Funko a few years ago and any time I bump my desk or something ever so slight happens, he falls. Something about how he's built, too top heavy, not strong enough legs, too tall...that hair? I dunno how he functions as a human with these same proportions 😬
My girl watching Narcos again this morning. I really think she understands Spanish 🇲🇽
February 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My girl watching Narcos again this morning. I really think she understands Spanish 🇲🇽
I go nutz 4 Doe Donuts
February 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I go nutz 4 Doe Donuts
My lady land manatee 🥰
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My lady land manatee 🥰
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There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
February 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
When Chris Conley said ‘I’m having a bad week, I miss my mom.’ I felt that 💔
February 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When Chris Conley said ‘I’m having a bad week, I miss my mom.’ I felt that 💔
Love how auto correct chooses not to attack anything but my spelling. What the hell, sure “/;434::,?66@@“‘cxt” this looks okay 👍
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Love how auto correct chooses not to attack anything but my spelling. What the hell, sure “/;434::,?66@@“‘cxt” this looks okay 👍
Found a poor lost pooch and reunited them with their owner. Happy Friday!
January 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Found a poor lost pooch and reunited them with their owner. Happy Friday!
Accidentally built an utterly unhinged salad at New Seas' and totally reasonable that they made me pay for it.
January 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Accidentally built an utterly unhinged salad at New Seas' and totally reasonable that they made me pay for it.
I love how MS Teams makes you press a real-ass play button to actually play the gd gif
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love how MS Teams makes you press a real-ass play button to actually play the gd gif
Left my laptop at work last night, like calling my shot at bat that I’d be back today…lol siiiiiike
January 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Left my laptop at work last night, like calling my shot at bat that I’d be back today…lol siiiiiike
My li’l day old muffin 🌚
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My li’l day old muffin 🌚
My dog watching tv isn’t the strangest part of this — she actually put this on by herself 😐
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My dog watching tv isn’t the strangest part of this — she actually put this on by herself 😐
I love how any television PI takes more striking photos of their subjects, hidden under garbage bags than I can in my comfys
January 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love how any television PI takes more striking photos of their subjects, hidden under garbage bags than I can in my comfys
Do I have a will?? I don’t even have the will to live!
January 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Do I have a will?? I don’t even have the will to live!
Winning at Trash, Garbage, Litter Bug, whatever you call it
January 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Winning at Trash, Garbage, Litter Bug, whatever you call it
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I want to live in boring times. Where we all just quietly and peacefully sit at our desks and draw little cartoons and maybe get lunch together later on.
January 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I want to live in boring times. Where we all just quietly and peacefully sit at our desks and draw little cartoons and maybe get lunch together later on.
Please take WA state, Canada!
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Please take WA state, Canada!