Random Oaf
therrak.bsky.social
Random Oaf
@therrak.bsky.social
Putting in a catheter so I can go to the first movie I've seen in a theater in 5 years...
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
The orsimer are known for their armorsmithing, not their weaponsmithing.
a cartoon of a bald man wearing glasses and a blue shirt with the words ackchyually .
ALT: a cartoon of a bald man wearing glasses and a blue shirt with the words ackchyually .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Steam Winter Sale Games $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Kind of hard to be impressed by much when you're getting hit on the head with a frying pan.
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
They didn't know what to do with their hands.
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Foot warmer
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I've had an electrician ask if he could cut a piece out of some structural steel because the conduit he brought wouldn't fit properly. I'm not surprised someone did this.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Since when do specialists take us plebs without a referral from our primary care providers?
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Obviously the person of the year is the guy with the plasma cutter just out of frame.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There's a joke about Hunter Biden and Don Jr. but I'm not witty enough to make it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The year is 1999. My mom's undertree nativity got destroyed during the move to he new house earlier that year. It was my time to shine. I managed to piece it back together, but Joseph was missing. I figured what better replacement than one of my Lyran Commonwealth Atlas figurines.

I was disowned.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is the kind of cowboy content I can get behind.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don't worry. It'll be fine for the next 2 weeks when someone decides to dump it in the sink.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
120 minutes came on after headbangers ball. If this guy thinks there's no overlap, he obviously wasn't paying attention.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sounds like they're the world champions of brunch
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I thought leprechauns were an invasive species...
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I am definitely not the protagonist whose only nightbreed deformity is facial scarring that only makes him look hotter. Nah, I'm probably more of a snakes from belly nightbreed type.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Doomsday Radio, fat beats to chill and get irradiated to.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Once again, Ohio avoids its deserved condemnation.
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The only one we have here is in a gas station that just opened up. I refuse to believe this is anything more than a money laundering operation that got out of hand.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Get a gun that has a slight chance of firing when you pull it out of its holster and money goes to TPUSA? New innovations in self harm!
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Maxwell Smart of otterdom.
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM