This rooster's giving it the big'un

Oh, so THAT'S where their heads are at.

"Ooh wee, put it in the air"

"One blue hedgehog's chase of golden coins, like all of man's endeavours, is ultimately pointless.
Even with the assistance of his fox-like companion, he is doomed to lose all his metallic gains when he lands on a spike or something."

I have an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodle soup.
It's a phobia.

Sheep: "The shearer charged £100 to cut all my wool off."
Me: "Sounds like you were fleeced, mate."

This catheter is really taking the piss.