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therottenking.bsky.social
Ember, Rotten or King 🇵🇸
@therottenking.bsky.social
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spec bio/biopunk enthusiast, analog horror fan (especially Welcome Home), slow artist. They/he/it. You can also find me on Tumblr https://therottenkingsreckoning.tumblr.com/ no NFT or AI ever
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Wearable sleeping bag. Notably, it does not have arms.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Haven't posted art here in forever, have these headshots of Jonesy & Barbie from my Olympian Lion AU
Headshot of a dragonlike creature with thick dreadlocks obscuring his face. The dreads have various large beads strung on them. His horns curve backwards & are decorated with a pair of spherical lanterns. Underneath is his name, "Morai" Another dragon headshot, this time a woman with big poofy curly 80's style hair and prominent whiskers. She is wearing a tall collar, as is standard uniform for a medic. Her name is written underneath the picture, "Kajyrra"
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Made out like a bandit, all of this for like maybe $10 tops
Same cup on a bed, along with two different bags of Reese's mini pumpkins, some ghost toast kitkats, candy corn caramel apples, more pumpkins and a ton of the Werewolf Track Reese's with the vanilla chocolate
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Alas poor Yorick, you were 68¢ as part of a post-Halloween sale and I wanted something seasonally appropriate to drink my monsters out of
Plastic Halloween cup shaped like a cartoon skull, with a brain for a lid and a striped hard plastic straw
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Perfect end to my weeklong work vacation, I made garlic butter seafood pasta
Plate of noodles with mussels, shrimp, squash, onion, mushrooms, cherry tomatoes, & two kinds of cheese. There's also a glass of pomegranate juice because I don't drink alcohol
September 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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They have Fishwife at my store 😭😭 I've been wanting to try that so bad but they're like $15 each & I can't justify that price, no matter how much I want it
A display shelf of Fishwife gourmet canned fish, which is (as far as I'm told) very high-quality stuff. From top to bottom the cans are spiced tuna, lemon sardines, smoked mackerel, trout, & chili salmon
September 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Breakfast smoothie from yesterday. 2 plums, a peach, a banana, raspberries, & a Noosa vanilla yogurt for the cream. Result was very sweet and tasty, will make again
cut up fruits and vanilla yogurt in a blender A glass containing the blended results of the fruit
September 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Man and deer sitting on the floor in what appears to be a carpeted midwestern basement. Both are watching Twin Peaks on a large CRT TV.
August 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Did end up ordering the burger, which was pretty good. Definitely a strong pickle flavor, but it's on a burger. That's where they should be. 7/10
More Grillo's pickles, this time fried and fresh on a burger w/ cheese and dill-flavored ranch The burger in real life. Turned out not far off from the picture in the ad, so nice work there guys.
July 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The recent pickle obsession has officially gone too far
Picklerita slush from Sonic, part of their collab with Grillo's Pickles. It's pickle-lime flavor with pickle bobas, and the option for extra non-pickle flavor syrups. Barf worthy
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A skeet by Ceej reading "hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve out a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. Kind of problematic considering all the horrors"
July 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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A short comic depicting a snake swallowing an entire elephant whole, its form inside the snake's belly causing the creature to thereby take on the appearance of a sauropod dinosaur
July 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Merlin & Luna say hello!
Two cats, one back and one grey, lying on a bed. Their front paws are overlapping as though they are holding hands
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Charcuterie for one. A charcuter-me, if you will. Also, desserts
A charcuterie plate of sliced bosc pear, crackers, cheese & sausage, along with a bowl of artichoke hearts & garlic stuffed olives, a glass of cherry italian soda (cherry vanilla seltzer, frozen cherries, and the specialty cherry balsamic that tastes like syrup) and a plate of apple slices arranged in a spiral. Couque D'asse korean cheesecake cookies (yes the name is very funny), london fog Milanos (aka earl grey tea flavor), brown butter bourbon truffle ice cream, pistachio honey ice cream (dangerously good), 2 raspberry macarons, & chocolate caramel macadamia clusters.
June 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Spiderman pointing at Spiderman
June 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer from Omega Mart
June 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Mega Choco Milkshake I've been thinking about and planning for weeks. Just because I'm an adult doesn't mean I have to act like one
several things arranged in front of a microwave. Chocolate milk, chocolate fudge brownie ice cream, hershey's mini chocolate bars, chocolate oreos, chocolate pudding, Spylt caffeinated chocolate milk, brownie bites, nutella, chocolate syrup and a mug. the result of all the previous foods blended together and put into the mug. As expected, it's extremely sugary, tastes mostly like the nutella, and I had to stop after one serving because it gave me a tummyache. Worth it though.
June 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I'm still waiting on this
a post from r/thomastheplankengine by user Marxist_Syndicalist. The image shows 3 blocks of cheese labeled "estrogen cheddar" "testosterone cheddar" and "regular cheddar". Text underneath reads "Had a dream that Wisconsin passed a law requiring that HRT medications only be taken by eating cheese laced with them to support the cheese industry. I was at a grocery store and was having a hard time finding regular cheese."
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Might I also offer the saddle-billed stork for the people's viewing pleasure? One of my favorite birds
A photo of a large waterbird with a white body, black head tail & wings, and a distinctive red beak with a black band in the middle and yellow flap on top Same bird but now in full with wings outstretched, showing the white outer edges and the bird's red and black banded legs A third pic with the beak open
June 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Today's breakfast: banana milkshake (not shown cus I already drank it) and a 5-kraft-slice grilly cheese 💕🧀😋👌
A quarter of a grilled cheese beibg held up. There is significantly more cheese than bread.
May 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Eat your veggies
Sandwich in the process of being made. One slice of bread has a sauce of mayo horseradish & whole grain mustard, atop which is s plentiful amount of alfalfa sprouts. The other slice is almost completely buried under a mountain of leafy greens. There's cucumber, spinach, romaine, arugula, and cilantro on it. I would've added avocado and onion but the sandwich was already full enough as is.
May 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Why are conservatives all like this
Grown man, veins popping from rage, screaming "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE" to a small child in a propeller hat saying "I like playing with toys"
May 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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That one Megamind meme except instead of "no bitches?" it says "no potatoes?"
May 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Neurodivergent lifehack: coordinate the smell of your hygiene products so you can give your showers a fun theme, thereby encouraging yourself to not be sad & smelly all the time
Cucumber scented shampoo, deodorant & soap Rosewater & pink sea salt bodywash with rose shampoo
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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THERE WAS A SNAKE OUTSIDE????
Gopher snake appearing from a crack between two walls Same snake, with someone offscreen attempting to grab it with a plastic claw stick (did not work at all, it kept slithering away) Full body of snake
May 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM