therossiscookin.bsky.social
@therossiscookin.bsky.social
They all need code names.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Haha, it me!
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Any% speedrun.
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dont’s Cream
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We call it the “Good Morning Madeleine.”
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Nope!
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“I like Gorillaz except for those dumb cartoons.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
See, what you’ve done is purposely antagonize your new neighbours.
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Typhon, formerly known as Tugbot.
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trab pu kcip.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Well, he gave the order.
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How about “Games that make you think of Edmonton bundle?”
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I could go for some Chicken Kitchen rn ngl…
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Of all the band members, his cock is the one I least want to see.
September 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Good to hear! I’m looking forward seeing his show later this month.
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thanks to you, I never will!
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Understood.
September 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Always puts me in the mood for a hamburger sammich with French-fried potatoes garnish.
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The shoe is a metaphor for the burden of leadership. The window is a metaphor for Hasselhoff feeling trapped by Baywatch.

…and Newmie metaphor hot babes down at the club last night, WOOO!
August 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
August 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
August 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
*tips fedora*
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Enjoy your two nickels.
July 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
July 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One to be born, from a dragon…
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM